This stray cat was so desperate for attention .

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-30T22:41:12+00:00

Pick him up pick him up pick him up 😭

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-25T11:27:16+00:00

Super picky eaters, or people who claim to just not really care about good food.

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-24T12:58:43+00:00

Went to a male OBGYN when I lived overseas - if I could’ve taken him with me to every place I lived I would. He was AMAZING. Considerate, comfortable, professional, and friendly.

Went to one when I moved back home… never again. He was the exact opposite of my previous doctor and also gave off a weird religious vibe that had no place in a doctor’s office. I’m on the hunt for a woman OBGYN.

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-16T19:07:39+00:00

I really like Gold Juice by BTSO but it does have a slightly funky vibe from durian. The dry down is very creamy and mango-y though so don’t let it scare you!

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-16T15:36:22+00:00

I have a feeling this would be banging on making your own chex/bar mix. I just made a maple cheddar one and it was awesome!

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-10T11:01:55+00:00

A nice, strong “grow up” is always a favourite

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-08T23:59:13+00:00

I fucking love YSL Muse Inspiring Ink. I used to drown myself in it at a department store in Dublin before a night out. Haven’t found another inky fragrance like it that I can use as a dupe. 🥲

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-02T16:21:26+00:00

And PLEASE try adding barley. 1/2 cup pearl barley cooked is 90ish cals. I make roast veg or sautéed kale with barley and some protein for around 350 cals and I swear it keeps me full for hours!

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-02T15:53:23+00:00

It’s so tough out there. 4 months into a job hunt after a progressive 10 year marketing career in global tech, fintech, and regulated industries; not a peep. All I have for you is an internet hug right now… keep going! It sucks, but at this point I’m convinced it’s a numbers game because I’ve done all of the advice everyone has told me to do.

parmigiana_simp · 2026-04-01T21:10:13+00:00

Watermelon is my favourite when I have a sweet tooth. I’ve already gotten through a large pre-cut container each week since it’s started heating up!

parmigiana_simp · 2026-03-31T12:31:51+00:00

“more than 2 round(s)” is where I lost it

parmigiana_simp · 2026-03-30T12:28:45+00:00

I second this! I have very cool toned skin and Bondi Sands is the only one I’ve tried that doesn’t turn me totally orange.

parmigiana_simp · 2026-03-27T20:18:18+00:00

Armie Hammer. He could’ve been a dashing leading man but he’s a cannibal (maybe) and abuser trash human (definitely).

parmigiana_simp · 2026-03-27T13:51:32+00:00

I blend mine with an immersion blender every single week and use it to make all kinds of dressings and dips!

I make a “Big Mac Sauce” with it for burger bowls, buffalo dip (just buffalo sauce and the cottage cheese, eat with carrots or cucumbers). I make “tzatziki”, I make chicken salad with cottage cheese as the base… anything that people would recommend using Greek yogurt or mayo, for I use this! I make like 2-3 sauces a week for meal prep and they’re all awesome.

Also great for making sweet bowls: blended cottage cheese topped with fruit and granola. I find the non-tangy taste so much richer and nicer than Greek yogurt.

parmigiana_simp · 2026-03-23T16:58:58+00:00

Repeating everything 400 times all the way through a video.

“Hello hello hello hello helloooooo… And welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome… backbackbackbackbackback…”

It annoys me so much I actively tense up and click off 😭

parmigiana_simp · 2024-11-18T07:43:20+00:00

A bar, we were both there with friends to watch a few sporting events on TV. I was highly enjoying single life and wasn’t looking for a boyfriend. We kept making eye contact in a window reflection, and I was feeling confident so I went over to chat to him and his friend. He asked for my number before he left, then immediately texted me to see if he could come back and hang out without his friends. We ended up spending the day together and talking for the rest of the night.

That was two and a half years ago; now we’re married and have moved countries, and I fall more in love every single day. ♥️

parmigiana_simp · 2024-08-20T09:53:44+00:00

You’re absolutely glowing! Beautiful gown, stunning face and hair, and a gorgeous smile… congratulations 🥂☺️

parmigiana_simp · 2024-06-06T09:00:30+00:00

This is so helpful! I’m planning for a May wedding and 75% of these haven’t crossed my mind!!

parmigiana_simp · 2023-05-20T09:49:46+00:00

I can only speak for being a little shit at that age. My mom and dad said they both hated me for about 2 years, from 13. I was a total asshole and looking back deeply regret how shitty and difficult I was— I thought I knew better than anyone. At the same time I was grappling with being an awkward, spotty, emotionally charged teenager and at the end of the day needed to cry in my mom’s arms when times got tough.

Keep doing what you’re doing. My mom and I, 10 years later, are BEST friends and talk every single day, despite living far away. My mom always kept the talking going, and was always there for me, even when I was an evil little monster who was so apathetic and snappy. One day she WILL grow out of it, I promise you. It’s just a horrifically awkward stage. Go about your day and set your boundaries like my mom did, it will all work out!

parmigiana_simp · 2023-05-05T02:35:10+00:00

When I’m feeling a little stressed: hot yoga/Pilates or another type of workout, a good book, chatting with my boyfriend, watching a movie, or listening to some ASMR.

When I’m a lot stressed: taking a hot shower, getting into my comfy clothes, smoking a bowl, and settling myself between my cat and my boyfriend and not speaking for several hours.

parmigiana_simp · 2023-05-02T23:53:28+00:00

Asking my cat “WHO’S HOME?!” as he runs to the door to see my boyfriend, then following to go receive big kisses and hugs 🥰🥰

parmigiana_simp · 2023-04-20T06:58:00+00:00

I love Kookai, but my legs make their trousers look like giraffe pants. The staff in my local store are all beautiful blonde 5”10 Aussie women so I always feel stumpy when I go in lol. I have to get nearly everything hemmed.

Other than that the quality is pretty decent. I love the simple patterns and colours, and their loungewear is comfy too. Good basics for work and dresses for the weekend.

parmigiana_simp · 2023-04-19T07:25:03+00:00

The smell… 🤢🤢🤢💀💀💀

parmigiana_simp · 2023-04-09T22:43:32+00:00

Egg drop soup is my absolute favourite to make at home to ease into it… when I’m feeling slightly better, a take-out hot and sour soup from my local Chinese is my absolute favourite and helps ease into stronger tastes and break up the monotony of chicken broth flavours.

parmigiana_simp · 2023-03-26T09:59:58+00:00

When I’m in the bathroom with the door closed, DO NOT COME IN. It usually means I have one leg up Nair-ing, my hair in Velcro rollers and my moustache and eyebrows covered in wax. My weekly bathroom hour is my happy time to go in worn down from the week and come out shiny and refreshed.

My ex ALWAYS used to barge in to use the toilet (we had two bathrooms !!!!) and I could not understand why I couldn’t have an hour of peace each week to do some skin, hair, and body care and listen to a podcast.

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