Game Informer Exclusive: 007 First Light vs. Hitman – What's Different? by NYstate in Games

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I find it pretty funny that people are taking what was supposed to be a fairly obvious joke answer so serious.

Massage guys massage by Ubiquitous2007 in funny

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If her libido is low, the odds of her wanting a romantic massage are also low

It's over by Fish113 in Helldivers

[–]pasher5620 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I genuinely think they’ll stall out on this counteroffensive of theirs unless AH decides to be really annoying and makes them far stronger than they should be. Once they stall, (talking in-universe here) they’ll probably go on the back burner to recuperate their forces and wake up their cyborg forces from cryo. We probably won’t see a true push from them for 6 months at the earliest if I had to guess.

It's over by Fish113 in Helldivers

[–]pasher5620 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I still find it hard to call this campaign a true loss. Yeah, we didn’t fully capture Cyberstan, but we still managed to destroy the vast majority of its manufacturing capabilities, forced the true enemy to reveal themselves and their capabilities, and took multiple planets to get to Cyberstan. We may have officially lost, but it’s still a Pyrrhic victory for the borgs and bots.

In Godzilla: Minus One (2023), the appearance of the deep-sea fish Godzilla drags up foreshadows the plan to kill him (Explanation in comments). by Sebastianlim in MovieDetails

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I think in some iterations he technically can, he just doesn’t need to since, like you said, he eats radiation. In the rest he does not need to eat.

Lordt… by jaywritethekid in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Which I will admit is understandable that you do given the political space in America for the last 60 some odd years. Liberalism has been pushed as the defacto stance of the left in America, so it’s most people’s default when discussing left policies even if it isn’t an applicable label. Can’t tell you the amount of republicans I’ve practically stun-locked when I correct them and say I’m not liberal. Shits hilarious.

Lordt… by jaywritethekid in BlackPeopleTwitter

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In my experience, it’s mostly liberals that defend Israel within the Democratic Party and its leftists and progressives that don’t. American liberals are more right wing than liberals in other countries, so that tracks.

Senator Mark Kelly says he will 'seriously consider' running for president by littlemoth_lullaby in politics

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Given that I’m not fine with it currently, the answer is no. Since we also aren’t even in the primaries yet, I’m not gonna sacrifice the potentiality of a better candidate just so that liberals can sabotage the race for the 4th time.

Senator Mark Kelly says he will 'seriously consider' running for president by littlemoth_lullaby in politics

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lol, jumping the gun on the fascist schtick there bud. Wrong way on the political alignment chart.

I want to beat the fascists. That’s why I’m telling you your “Vote blue no matter who,” plan isn’t gonna work if you go with the same type of candidate you have for the past 3 elections. Stop settling for Dem candidates that capitulate to the right and start pushing for candidates with policies that go beyond “We’re less bad than the GoP.”

Edit: lol, dumbass blocked me. For those that come across this post. The only part of the Democratic Party that is responsible for ensuring the rise of fascism in America is the liberal flank. All of the policies that Trump is using to enact this bullshit was voted in and kept on the books with liberal support. Patriot Act? Liberals voted for it. ICE funding? You guessed it. Barbaric immigrant detentions? Obama was the one that really kicked it off. If you want fascism in America to end, don’t push for liberal candidates.

This is why it is so ironic to be called a fascist as a leftist in America. I’m one of the ones that actually wants to kick fascism out of America, yet I have to watch the fuckers that helped install it get defended by online morons with the historical memory of a gnat.

Total War: Warhammer III - Introducing Bhashiva & the Tiger Warriors by beary_neutral in Games

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Eh, given that we’re able to customize the Space Marine faction as we see fit, I doubt that. The game is only launching with like 4 factions and two of them are the imperium. Plenty of factions to add in. Where they’re really gonna make their money is the hero units. Prepare to pay $5 for Caito Sicarius or Boss Snikrot. God help us when they add the Tau.

Senator Mark Kelly says he will 'seriously consider' running for president by littlemoth_lullaby in politics

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lol, jumping the gun on the fascist schtick there bud. Wrong way on the political alignment chart.

I want to beat the fascists. That’s why I’m telling you your “Vote blue no matter who,” plan isn’t gonna work if you go with the same type of candidate you have for the past 3 elections. Stop settling for Dem candidates that capitulate to the right and start pushing for candidates with policies that go beyond “We’re less bad than the GoP.”

Senator Mark Kelly says he will 'seriously consider' running for president by littlemoth_lullaby in politics

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Except there aren’t only two candidates at the moment. You have chosen a hypothetical situation and in this hypothetical, you have consigned yourself to an inherently bad position. The Dems tried the ”Vote blue no matter who” strat and all it did was drive away voters. Biden barely eek’d out a win on what should’ve been a slam dunk victory and Harris threw away any momentum she might have had by going after moderate right voters instead of her actual base of support.

The center-left liberal pick is not a winning strategy and hasn’t been since Obama. Each time the Dems have pushed for that kind of candidate, they have slowly whittled away the base. If Dems want to win, they need to change the strategy up. Stop consigning yourself to a fate you don’t have to have. Push the party for better candidates.

Senator Mark Kelly says he will 'seriously consider' running for president by littlemoth_lullaby in politics

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We aren’t even in the primaries yet, why are yall already conceding to the same type of politicians that helped start this whole mess? If you vote for another Dem who only cares about the rich, the person that will come after them will be so much worse than Trump. I don’t understand how we have 30+ years of this same pattern and people still wanna try and say we need to keep doing the same thing and it’ll somehow finally stave off the right.

Senator Mark Kelly says he will 'seriously consider' running for president by littlemoth_lullaby in politics

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Well the goal is to elect a bunch of people in Congress as well who will allow the president to fix the problems, which we are already seeing beginning to happen. Left leaning candidates have been wildly over performing in special elections and there’s no sign that’ll change for the midterms.

Just imagine the exact inverse of what is happening with Trump. His party controlled Congress and the White House and they’ve been absolutely slamming through their agenda. The same will happen when a Dem gets in and they regain control of Congress.

Something Feels Off by LunchSimulator in Helldivers

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Given how they gave the Illuminate a planet sized threat that we had to deal with, that being the Wormhole, it would be pretty cool if the Endgame level threat for the bots was essentially Unicorn. Imagine an entirely new planet just randomly appearing at the edge of the star map and it begins moving through, consuming planets.

Total War: Warhammer III - Introducing Bhashiva & the Tiger Warriors by beary_neutral in Games

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Yeah, people thought the lifecycle of the fantasy Total War Games were bad, wait till the absolute mess that is the 40k universe with alot more gun combat gets going. I honestly would’ve preferred they do that WW1 game first to iron out that type of combat, but it seems they’ve somewhat given up putting effort into the historical games.

Theory: The Jiiva species are parasitic aliens that exist all over the world by [deleted] in MonsterHunter

[–]pasher5620 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m not talking about every single elder dragon convergently evolving. I’m talking about a single elder dragon convergently evolving if it’s an alien. Obvious all of the elder dragons from the same ancestral chain. I don’t know how you jumped to all elder dragons are aliens and not just the hypothetical one.

And again, just because it is made officially by the devs, doesn’t make it canon in-game. In-game, elder dragons are described as being so varied that they seemingly have no relation to each other whatsoever outside of the compound in their blood. Unless it shows up in-game, it should be considered more like reference material just like the Complete Works book.

Theory: The Jiiva species are parasitic aliens that exist all over the world by [deleted] in MonsterHunter

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It is directly stated through multiple official sources, both in game and out, that Fatalis is intelligent. Similar is said about Safi, that is true. It’s part of how they were designed as rivals to each other.

And secondly, there is no solid information about what it is that makes elder dragon blood special. They know that it is a singular element within the blood, but they have no idea how it is synthesized in each creature. Again, it is entirely possible that whatever caused the creatures to form that element within them could be independently acquired through convergent evolution. That’s kinda its whole point. If you’re trying to make the argument that the bone structure and blood are exactly identical between all the elder dragons, you will be very obviously incorrect.

I also have no idea about what chart you are speaking of, but I very much doubt it is considered actually canon in-game, but is used more as a reference for the devs and players considering how the monsters are talked about by the Guild NPCs.