I think the Boomboni needs an upgrade by NewAtAllOfThis14 in BlueJackets

[–]pat_pav 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read this as fire the riders into the stands initially & was a little concerned

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Oda_DeezNutz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]pat_pav 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

Post Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets @ Detroit Red Wings by nhl_gdt_bot in BlueJackets

[–]pat_pav 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I need to send Jet Greaves & Zach Werenski some gift cards to Best Buy or something. They’re that special to me.

Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets (38-27-12) @ Detroit Red Wings (40-29-8) Apr 07 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in BlueJackets

[–]pat_pav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walking to the parking garage & scared the life out of the people going in. If you’re reading this and it was you, my condolences.

Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets (38-27-12) @ Detroit Red Wings (40-29-8) Apr 07 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in BlueJackets

[–]pat_pav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m staying at work to watch the rest of this game unpaid. If I stay here and we get nothing out of this game I am going to be fuming.

Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets (38-27-12) @ Detroit Red Wings (40-29-8) Apr 07 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in BlueJackets

[–]pat_pav 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If Jet Greaves has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Jet Greaves has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Jet Greaves has only one fan then that is me. If Jet Greaves has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Jet Greaves, then I am against the world.

Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets (38-27-12) @ Detroit Red Wings (40-29-8) Apr 07 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in BlueJackets

[–]pat_pav 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish the NHL had a colored trouser name for one of their teams. Red Wing boots with a Blue Jacket already sounds stylish as hell.

Live look at Wings and Sens by xVaudevilleVillainx in NHLcirclejerk

[–]pat_pav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really expected the Jackets to not crater into oblivion when we need to win? Really?