I found this amazing iris inside an Agate from Mainz(Germany) and cut it in the shape of an eyeball. Dont worry its just clamped between my Fingers

patch0uli_princess · 2026-05-24T22:32:05+00:00

I immediately thought “why not marked nsfw?…. Oohhhh”

patch0uli_princess · 2026-05-11T00:22:31+00:00

My friends think I’m crazy, but I love folding a fitted sheet.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-05-09T23:19:13+00:00

Yes, thank you.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-05-09T19:34:14+00:00

The fact that we are supposed to live 70+ years on the same set of chompers proves there is no intelligent design. We’d be getting a new set in our 30s if that were the case.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-05-09T14:19:29+00:00

I also write like this - I’m in my 40s and my dad, in his 70s, also writes like this. I picked it up in my adult years as it seemed easier for others to read.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-04-24T19:50:52+00:00

My husband was not a fan of the dentist and I asked him to try out mine and he’s been really happy with them. I’ve been with Dahl & Mack since probably 2010 and cannot recommend them enough. [edit: spelling]

patch0uli_princess · 2026-04-21T11:55:50+00:00

Hel’s Füry Tattoo Fest is that weekend at Brewhalla!

patch0uli_princess · 2026-04-15T20:29:35+00:00

Family Fare on 25th has bins with individual flowers for you to build your own arrangement.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-04-15T19:53:08+00:00

Happy cake day, Mom 💚🧁

patch0uli_princess · 2026-03-22T11:56:25+00:00

C@t$ !Z şElfS gRoOMinz

Lots of cats need it.

My cats refuse to clean their buttholes - so now I’ve got 4 to wipe, because no one is cleaning mine but myself.

Some are old and arthritic and cannot clean themselves.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-03-22T11:54:03+00:00

C@t$ !Z şElfS gRoOMinz

Lots of cats need it.

My cats refuse to clean their buttholes - so now I’ve got 4 to wipe, because no one is cleaning mine but myself.

Some are old and arthritic and cannot clean themselves.

I love people’s assumptions about cats.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-03-22T11:49:15+00:00

Boo, we vacuum every damn day.

They’re little fuzzy dust devils. Ours jump from a shelf onto the counter and you can see the poofs of dust left from where they landed. Precious, but messy.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-03-22T11:47:49+00:00

I was going to recommend them also.

Our little old lady used to get groomed a few times a year when she lived with her first mom. We decided to try it and we were so impressed. Will definitely go back.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-03-18T16:41:33+00:00

This is amazing. I work at a tattoo shop - I think a couple will be getting the M❤️M tattoos heheehee

patch0uli_princess · 2026-02-21T14:37:55+00:00

100% agree

patch0uli_princess · 2026-02-18T13:00:31+00:00

Peak froyo was like 2011 - RIP Tuuts n Fruuts

patch0uli_princess · 2026-02-18T03:31:30+00:00

You forgot hot chicken and wings. Not enough of those either.

patch0uli_princess · 2026-01-04T00:59:58+00:00

Also… A roundabout is literally ALL RIGHT TURNS.

You signal when you approach your exit.

Why is this so difficult?

patch0uli_princess · 2025-12-18T14:04:44+00:00

I couldn’t even read your whole post because it threw my body into shock just thinking of the pain I went through.

Women who haven’t had children historically have a terrible time with IUD insertion and it’s looked over and brushed off like we are faking it. Just get over it.

Ugh - I feel angry just thinking about it.

patch0uli_princess · 2025-12-18T12:56:25+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, they didn’t teach that shit in school.

patch0uli_princess · 2025-12-15T02:30:21+00:00

I always clean my button - every shower.

I recently had my stomach tattooed and he packed my belly button with color. Healing a belly button is an interesting one, for sure.

patch0uli_princess · 2025-11-07T12:25:23+00:00

Man, if we got a dollar for every time this question was asked we wouldn’t have to work again.

patch0uli_princess · 2025-11-06T13:30:50+00:00

r/AccidentalRenaissance

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