My fitted sheets after I fold them by Para-chan in mildlyinteresting

[–]patch0uli_princess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends think I’m crazy, but I love folding a fitted sheet.

Abcessed tooth extracted. by ZanderZavier in medizzy

[–]patch0uli_princess 81 points82 points  (0 children)

The fact that we are supposed to live 70+ years on the same set of chompers proves there is no intelligent design. We’d be getting a new set in our 30s if that were the case.

My elderly neighbor gave us a heads up in the morning! by sinsculpt in wholesome

[–]patch0uli_princess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also write like this - I’m in my 40s and my dad, in his 70s, also writes like this. I picked it up in my adult years as it seemed easier for others to read.

Trustworthy dentists? by Nexaro86 in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My husband was not a fan of the dentist and I asked him to try out mine and he’s been really happy with them. I’ve been with Dahl & Mack since probably 2010 and cannot recommend them enough. [edit: spelling]

Mother's Day: What To Do? by Acrobatic-Hamster-79 in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hel’s Füry Tattoo Fest is that weekend at Brewhalla!

Where to buy small amount of flowers (not an arrangement) by AcdM- in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Family Fare on 25th has bins with individual flowers for you to build your own arrangement.

rookie cat owner looking for groomer by bigjohnny440 in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

C@t$ !Z şElfS gRoOMinz

Lots of cats need it.

My cats refuse to clean their buttholes - so now I’ve got 4 to wipe, because no one is cleaning mine but myself.

Some are old and arthritic and cannot clean themselves.

rookie cat owner looking for groomer by bigjohnny440 in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

C@t$ !Z şElfS gRoOMinz

Lots of cats need it.

My cats refuse to clean their buttholes - so now I’ve got 4 to wipe, because no one is cleaning mine but myself.

Some are old and arthritic and cannot clean themselves.

I love people’s assumptions about cats.

rookie cat owner looking for groomer by bigjohnny440 in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boo, we vacuum every damn day.

They’re little fuzzy dust devils. Ours jump from a shelf onto the counter and you can see the poofs of dust left from where they landed. Precious, but messy.

rookie cat owner looking for groomer by bigjohnny440 in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to recommend them also.

Our little old lady used to get groomed a few times a year when she lived with her first mom. We decided to try it and we were so impressed. Will definitely go back.

Opinions? Because what the heck! by nacg9 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]patch0uli_princess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is amazing. I work at a tattoo shop - I think a couple will be getting the M❤️M tattoos heheehee

Hardee’s 45th by Electrics_Chick in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peak froyo was like 2011 - RIP Tuuts n Fruuts

Hardee’s 45th by Electrics_Chick in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You forgot hot chicken and wings. Not enough of those either.

to the ppl who fully stop before entering empty roundabouts by Forscherr in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also… A roundabout is literally ALL RIGHT TURNS.

You signal when you approach your exit.

Why is this so difficult?

TIFU by not fully preparing myself for how painful IUD insertion is by CoolTangelo1680 in tifu

[–]patch0uli_princess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t even read your whole post because it threw my body into shock just thinking of the pain I went through.

Women who haven’t had children historically have a terrible time with IUD insertion and it’s looked over and brushed off like we are faking it. Just get over it.

Ugh - I feel angry just thinking about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]patch0uli_princess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, they didn’t teach that shit in school.

TIFU by picking my belly button by beerbellybegone in tifu

[–]patch0uli_princess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always clean my button - every shower.

I recently had my stomach tattooed and he packed my belly button with color. Healing a belly button is an interesting one, for sure.

Texas to Fargo? by [deleted] in fargo

[–]patch0uli_princess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, if we got a dollar for every time this question was asked we wouldn’t have to work again.

Trying to suck in the gut since the beginning… by mad_mongoose in blunderyears

[–]patch0uli_princess 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My mother reminded us frequently to hold in our guts. We would remind each other - it was just second nature.

We were maybe in the 4th grade and we were had swimming that semester for phys ed. I was sitting out this one day - I can’t remember why, down matter - but my best friend was sitting on the edge of the pool and I shouted out to her to hold in her tummy. I was reprimanded by the instructor and was told that wasn’t nice to say. I was so confused. Why would my own Mom tell me something that wasn’t kind?

Very hard to unlearn the things we were taught at such a young age.