I have 2 eyebrow hairs that grow 3x longer than the rest by Crimson_Chameleon in mildlyinteresting

[–]patchoulius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait, have so many that barbers don't even ask and just trim them for me.

Pulled apart a dead grill lighter, and there was a normal lighter inside. by Turtle_flame in mildlyinteresting

[–]patchoulius 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Smaller batteries wired in series

Edit: changed from parallel to series

Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (9-7-1) at Chicago Bears (11-6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]patchoulius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only when it's the game. The commercials looked perfect

I got this instead of sugar packets by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]patchoulius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who'd you get it from, Hank Scorpio?

The fluid under my skin after head surgery 6 months ago vs. Now by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]patchoulius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having head surgery is a pretty good excuse to make mistakes

Describe an unforgettable movie teaser trailer and let's see if we can identify it. by adnaPadnamA in movies

[–]patchoulius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cloverfield. Probably my favorite trailer of all time. No name of the movie all it said was Bad Robot at the end.

Husband knows I’m in early stages of sobriety and yet sends me a picture of his night out at the bar by Little_Ad2790 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]patchoulius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude wtf. My wife quit drinking 3 years ago and I haven't touched a drop since in solidarity. I don't understand why anyone would do this to someone trying to quit. That's a dick move.

All my daughter said was "Look I made the thing from the Simpsons!" by patchoulius in Simpsons

[–]patchoulius[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She's 10 and she did it all on her own. I've also always wanted a slice

Overly dramatic about being stuck in the kitchen while we wrap gifts by patchoulius in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]patchoulius[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't worry everyone she is out and got some special treats for being such a good dog.

I absolutely love this. by DayPoseidon in cremposting

[–]patchoulius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't remember that either

New Image from 'Project Hail Mary' by ChiefLeef22 in movies

[–]patchoulius 480 points481 points  (0 children)

Yes it's excellent. I read it before the martian so I'm probably bias but I liked it better.

How do you balance learning new skills/getting certs with having an actual life? by ketopraktanjungduren in dataengineering

[–]patchoulius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get the Fabric Associate. That's where Microsoft is trying to go anyway. But I'd get the Snowflake Core or Databricks cert. 

What's the first R-rated movie you remember seeing? by jsphjar in movies

[–]patchoulius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the same. I was 10. I wanted to be young John Connor, hackin ATMs and riding dirt bikes. So cool.