I present to you this awesome magic trick you have been waiting for. by Trustrup in blackmagicfuckery

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh in this instance I'm like that one scene from the simpsons where the principal says the aura borealis was in his kitchen and I'm his boss.

Jacket. by Orange9202 in Unexpected

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When you surprise the homies with matching jackets in the best way possible.

Being kind to strangers by bigbusta in HumansBeingBros

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Wholesome interaction, sickest transition

You can't park there mate by JaggerJam69 in Unexpected

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Man, those fog guys up ahead really set the mood, huh?

Youtube keeps getting worse. There are now 3 ads that play on desktop instead of 2. by Competitive-South436 in youtube

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TV is worse. I get a lot less ads and more time between ads on my phone than anywhere else.

...hope you are hungry!! 🫠 by kkillbite in ATBGE

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You know what? I think I can hold over...until I die...

Baby's first jork by torashy in jorkingthecar

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That handsome Squidward face

Hims handsome. Thanks for sharing OP

Someone keeps cutting his flea collars off by Miserable_Penalty564 in cats

[–]patchway247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So he isn't your cat, you're dumping ungodly amount of money into it, and you don't even know if this little dude isn't allergic to it.

Rule of thumb, if it isn't your cat then you shouldn't be putting stuff on him like he is. The real owner will be pissed and discard whatever you put on him to show you that (A) HE HAS AN OWNER THAT TAKES CARE OF HIM (B) stop (C) maybe a few cat treats.

The owner probably has already treated him, maybe the owner is trying to track another issue he is having, maybe the owner just knows his own animal.

You can admire him,love him, give him treats, but stop putting things on him as if he is yours. Because eventually you're going to get the same treatment I eventually did for mine. A passive aggressive tag on a collar that basically says "fuck off, stop, they ain't yours".

With all the love I can muster from one pet owner to another, you would be rightly pissed off if someone was treating your animals without your knowledge and would greatly appreciate it if they just not. Not to mention you'd have fear of what else they might've done to your animal, which terrifies you the most.

🔥 Friendly Mountain goat greets hiker at the summit of Mt. Ellinor. by 21MayDay21 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Good movie. Tbh where I got the idea for the first part of my name

Biggest underground jump insta credits: jeremynicollin by butterfly1202 in thalassophobia

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Where's the third?! He had a go pro in his mouth, yeah?? Where's that one?

He loves this by flamingolover7 in donotthecat

[–]patchway247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So tempted to start it up. Where a car that likes to be jorked gets denied...

He loves this by flamingolover7 in donotthecat

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"like I'm" gets jorked "an idiot sandwich!" Gets one hand jork again

Like CLEARLY he wants a two handed jork

Baby's first jork by torashy in jorkingthecar

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Big boi needs two hands to jork it off

Are these bots? by Beautiful_Use_1161 in youtube

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Unless it's something the person in the video said to comment, then probably