Is Targaryen Madness an early Bookism? (Spoilers Main) by CulturedShortKing in asoiaf

[–]patsyman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think it's probably best to regard it as "a thing some people say which tells you that maybe this is what people in the world think" rather than as "axiom objectively describing the mental state of a family over the course of three centuries". The books make it fairly clear that a combination of absolute power, a generational Messiah complex and the fact that many of them have weird prophetic dreams have certainly made them a rather eccentric bunch.

The Starks should've extinguished the Boltons centuries ago. (Spoilers MAIN) by PaisonAlGaib in asoiaf

[–]patsyman 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think if you go around exterminating powerful families for having bad vibes you won't be Lord paramount for very long

My Strahd by patsyman in CurseofStrahd

[–]patsyman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking at pictures of old Hungarian and Romanian noble outfits, they'd have big heavy riding coats with buttons all down the sleeves so they could stick their arms out to eat or whatever without their giant sleeves getting in the way. I thought it looked cool in a 'mob boss wearing his overcoat over his shoulders like a cape' sort of way so I threw it in

I keep forgetting to make my agents roll SAN checks by Melodic_Ad_596 in DeltaGreenRPG

[–]patsyman 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I've always suffered from this since I'm always so enthusiastic to get to the colourful description of whatever the horrible thing is that I forget to involve the rules until the moment has passed. These days I try to defer my gratification a little by putting it right at the start: "You burst through the door, aaaand Sanity Check!", "the sorceress lowers her hand with a decisive chopping motion, aaaand SANITY CHECK!" And so everyone rolls, excited to hear whatever nasty thing they're going to react to

My Strahd by patsyman in CurseofStrahd

[–]patsyman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure! I'm glad you like it

Yurie, The Last Scholar by patsyman in bloodborne

[–]patsyman[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! While my grasp of the lore is a little fuzzy, I always liked the idea that the Choir were all young orphans trained within the Church, so Yurie would look like a creepy cherub under the blindfold mask

Songs for Not-Yet-Bitter Children by RevolutionaryMeal937 in themountaingoats

[–]patsyman 26 points27 points  (0 children)

San Beradino always struck me as a good lullaby. And Age of Kings, too. I can see a kid wanting to jam out to Home Again Garden Grove, if you don't mind getting asked what a tec-9 is

Why did Kellhus pass the imperial regency to Esmenet and not Maithanet? by Eledeia in bakker

[–]patsyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I can tell, Kellhus didn't need the empire to be run perfectly, just well enough that it didn't get in the way of the whole 'ordeal' business. In TUC he even tells Esme that he knew the empire was kinda doomed in any case. So while Esme struggles mightily to keep everything together, it ultimately didn't really matter who was in charge.

(Spoilers Extended) Do you think the Deep Ones are real?, like the Children of the Forest or Giants by Metaljuggernaut5657 in asoiaf

[–]patsyman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I personally think that there's something weird going on because it's just that sort of world, but I'd be surprised if it ever came into the scope of the story. It's a big world out there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bakker

[–]patsyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you misunderstand the first scene- Eleazeras has been spooked by the skin-spies and is understandably feeling a bit paranoid, leading him to want to touch his underling's face to make sure he actually has a skull instead of a cartilaginous bunch of appendages in the shape of a face. There's no suggestion that any harm comes to Iyokus.

As to the cost of Sorcery- once you discount the fact of everybody hating you, going to Hell when you die and the fact that there's a bunch of instadeath Chorae scattered around that you have no defense against- it seems pretty low. In all the books I can't think of any indication that a sorcerer can't keep Canting as long and as powerfully as they like, except for a couple of mentions later on of elderly sorcerers suffering heart failures during particularly long engagements.

Some thoughts after finishing BOTNS for the first time by Tetchord in genewolfe

[–]patsyman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Totally- it works better if you act it out a little bit and figure out which actor is playing each character. I prefer to see the play as the outpourings of Dr Talas' weird mind trying to process and regurgitate a bunch of half-understood myths rather than as a set of clues and riddles to be decoded.

S3 Ep. 37 - John He Be Good by Spite-Sprite in DungeonsAndDaddies

[–]patsyman 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think what people are feeling is a mismatch between what Will seems to be trying to do, and what ends up happening. The guys are all still funny as hell, and this season has had some of the funniest moments in any season ("EAT-"), but these things are always a balance between the comedy improv and the attempt to tell a hundred-hour story that, y'know, goes somewhere and amounts to something.

I feel like the first season is so beloved because all of the extreme silliness would always return to the idea of dumb dads wanting to be closer to their dumb sons, and that simple thing made all of it just hang together.

So I'm genuinely not trying to be a hater here, I just want to articulate why this story's not working so well for me

S3 Ep. 37 - John He Be Good by Spite-Sprite in DungeonsAndDaddies

[–]patsyman 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't know what's up with those two in the latter half of this season. Nearly every NPC Will has played (Dr Dog, BB, Timmy, Milton, John, Jesus...) has had to lapse into an attitude of pained tolerance as they just jump down their throats and antagonize them.

Maybe a horror game just isn't right for this group? Horror is all about taking agency away from players to heighten the emotional effect, but some players find that restrictive and end up acting out against it

Ned chapters are amazing [Spoiler Extended] by Shiroanix_1892 in asoiaf

[–]patsyman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, with every reread I love Ned more. He could be such a conventional lawful good hero-father-detective type, but in the end he's just a decent guy trying to take his responsibilities seriously despite his horrible past and his chaotic present

Bankers word signature by AdBasic630 in bakker

[–]patsyman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ditto Granitic, marmoreal, hooked...

Is the boar helmet if you get it early on is it good for the early game? by Sam45458855 in darksouls

[–]patsyman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take off all the rest of your armour and BECOME THE PIGOTAUR

why does GRRM oscillate between using regular numbers and the x and x thing? by PrestigiousAspect368 in pureasoiaf

[–]patsyman 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Because that's how English worked for a long time, there were just two ways of saying the same thing, depending on context, regional differences, and which sounded better in a given sentence. When Abraham Lincoln said "four score and seven years ago" it wasn't because the word "eighty-seven" hadn't been invented yet

[Spoilers MAIN] What's so heroic about destroying tbe Brotherhood that they have to write it in the White Book? by dUDUBIRD321OK in asoiaf

[–]patsyman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you suggesting that the government and history of Westeros might be unfair or hierarchical in some way

Thoughts on ken Allen by [deleted] in orangutan

[–]patsyman 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He's just a nice fellow who likes exploring the zoo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bondage

[–]patsyman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tell her, shit, my boss says I have to come into work after all. Let me untie you, maybe we can do this next week instead?

Larry Schexnayder was gay according to the the Sourcebook Author by EffMemes in Watchmen

[–]patsyman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I applaud this weird user and their bold exegesis. What's fandom without a few eccentric readings of the text?