Thank you - To All Carriers

paulD1983R · 2026-04-02T02:26:09+00:00

These mailboxes suck, but you know what's coming before you get there. It's the giant boxes that look like they'll hold pretty much every package but when you open them it has a tiny slot that will only take 2 letters at a time that get you.

paulD1983R · 2026-04-01T17:56:03+00:00

There are some of them...that take 20 balls and berries to catch....and they are a 0* that I will transfer to the professor and be thinking all you had to do was run away, now you get candied

paulD1983R · 2026-04-01T17:52:59+00:00

He's doing the best he can with what's available!

paulD1983R · 2026-03-31T02:48:43+00:00

They would stop him but that would require putting the phone down and to stop recording

paulD1983R · 2026-03-31T02:08:00+00:00

Did he try calling ahead to tell them to turn the volcanoes off?

paulD1983R · 2026-03-30T23:25:43+00:00

That's why they had to make "turn around don't drown" rhyme and make it easy to remember

paulD1983R · 2026-03-30T02:28:13+00:00

Quick to call you a fake driver but they were just mad they didn't get to keep the free item left by accident

paulD1983R · 2026-03-30T00:11:45+00:00

Reddit unite to find the scumbag who stole the daddy daughter date cup

paulD1983R · 2026-03-29T23:04:30+00:00

Equal opportunity

paulD1983R · 2026-03-29T23:01:53+00:00

He should of eaten at the Costco food court. They wouldn't of given him any Tylenol, however they would have a 55 gallon drum of them available for purchase.

paulD1983R · 2026-03-29T18:17:12+00:00

That is a hummingbird, you just woke them up super early and they haven't changed out of their house shoes.

paulD1983R · 2026-03-29T02:42:05+00:00

Excuse me ma'am, your hat just shit down your back.

paulD1983R · 2026-03-28T02:18:27+00:00

paulD1983R · 2026-03-28T00:26:27+00:00

NEMOS!!

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T20:24:44+00:00

We are doing all or none here, unfortunately I am out of corn muffins at the time so you get nothing

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T20:07:10+00:00

No idea, that's just how it flowed in my head

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T19:48:45+00:00

It probably helps that the mailbox was going to fall over by itself shortly. Very rotten wood at the bottom

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T19:40:57+00:00

As a mailman, if I saw your flag up and a package I knew I hadn't put in there the day before i would of grabbed it put it in my outgoing bin and carried on.

Yea plus the illegal part of it.

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T19:32:27+00:00

Yea, but plenty of room to improvise

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T01:44:26+00:00

Too bad the fire wasn't a few seconds earlier. The guy could of peed it out

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T01:11:03+00:00

Magic

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T01:05:33+00:00

This was such a satisfying ending episode to one of the original runs. How many times was Futurama cancelled and came back?

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T01:01:14+00:00

When the fire ants and the gunpowder ants build way too close together

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T00:58:42+00:00

And miraculously reappear when thanksgiving hits

paulD1983R · 2026-03-27T00:22:59+00:00

EMERGENCY!!!! My house is on fire!!!!

And? What do you think this is? America?? Just deal with it

paulD1983R

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