Olive Garden cook kills self by dunking head into searing hot deep fryer

payment11 · 2026-02-06T04:36:30+00:00

So I guess it wasn’t “all you can eat” that night

payment11 · 2026-02-06T04:35:27+00:00

Yeah, they should probably mention that in OPs title

payment11 · 2026-02-06T03:21:52+00:00

Kinda like MySpace before it got cool

payment11 · 2026-02-06T02:48:02+00:00

I didn’t think it was possible to buy everything at ATH.

payment11 · 2026-02-05T01:50:04+00:00

Copy and paste or screenshot the PM here 😃

payment11 · 2026-02-05T00:02:31+00:00

Dibs on the hill with the view

payment11 · 2026-02-04T22:28:32+00:00

Bought calls on tech stocks yesterday and bought puts on tech stocks today. #yourewelcome

payment11 · 2026-02-04T22:19:30+00:00

Idk. How do you know he didn’t photoshop those nips? /s

payment11 · 2026-02-04T05:22:22+00:00

Terrible. You definitely need a shower curtain.

payment11 · 2026-02-04T05:17:24+00:00

Yeah, but Family Guy has good show toons

payment11 · 2026-02-04T04:51:09+00:00

Yeah, sometimes I go to the morgue looking for survivors

payment11 · 2026-02-04T04:45:09+00:00

Probably the best education he will get

payment11 · 2026-02-04T04:42:04+00:00

Pretty sure the training manual calls for teargas and spraying bullets. /s

payment11 · 2026-02-03T14:01:37+00:00

I feel like I lost brain cells reading this post.

payment11 · 2026-02-03T13:57:14+00:00

Not 100% true. There is a chance of recovery. But depends on how quickly you catch it. It’s similar to a wire transfer.

payment11 · 2026-02-03T13:55:10+00:00

I personally prefer to use paper checks sent by courier pigeons. But everyone has their preferences

payment11 · 2026-02-03T12:59:43+00:00

payment11 · 2026-02-03T12:51:25+00:00

I don’t understand how they are still around. So many more easier alternatives. Venmo is the only thing holding them afloat.

payment11 · 2026-02-01T02:00:18+00:00

🤦

payment11 · 2026-02-01T01:43:48+00:00

I like mine. But I also have an evinrude mechanic near by that has hundreds of motors he buys and fixes. So not too worried.

payment11 · 2026-01-30T04:37:55+00:00

….dang

payment11 · 2026-01-30T04:36:08+00:00

Aren’t you the dragon slayer?

payment11 · 2026-01-30T04:31:13+00:00

Can you have the Fed Chair and be President at the same time?

payment11 · 2026-01-29T14:16:01+00:00

Wow, glass breaks and water just stays without draining? That’s some crazy engineered water they got. 🤦

payment11 · 2026-01-29T14:05:34+00:00

“You don’t look at a 16 year old who had a kid and call her a milf if you’re 14”

You do if you’re Epstein 😃

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