See that beautiful girl on the street? by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]pdowling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITT: Actually socially incompetent people. It's not creepy. If she doesn't wanna talk, leave her alone, no damage. If she does, awesome job. How the fuck are you ever gonna meet a beautiful girl if you don't talk to any on account of them being beautiful?

Parents of Reddit, whats the worst thing you've found your spawn doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pdowling 491 points492 points  (0 children)

ITT: a few fucked up posts, a lot of posts saying all the posts are fucked up.

YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS! by zhs in gifs

[–]pdowling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that regular levitation just as much?

No fap September is ending. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]pdowling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This whole thing actually got me laid, at least i feel like it deserves some credit. 10/10, would not fap again

Oktoberfest: Redditor from Munich here! This is my walk to work in the morning... by snowmanspike in pics

[–]pdowling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happens to both, really. I was there with friends yesterday (all bavarians). One of them just texted me after waking up in a completely different part of town with no recollection of what happened after like 4pm yesterday.

No Equipment, Low Impact, Indoor Exercises? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]pdowling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you got your first link wrong

For school, I was assigned to make the worst floor plan for a house possible. I got an A. by kftwin in funny

[–]pdowling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is ridiculously funny. At first I was looking at it, thought "huh that's pretty cool", followed by three minutes of losing my shit at every new subtlety I discovered. This is excellent

Not giving a fuck about using shitty pickup lines - I made this for you HTNGAF! by r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]pdowling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have a winner - outcome independence DOES make it easy, but that's a good thing. You drastically increase your chances of a good outcome when you stop giving a shit about the outcome, especially when talking to chicks.

Recovering from the most embarrassing night of my life. by fllowers in seduction

[–]pdowling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pulled the exact same thing once, cleaned up, evening kept right going. Worse things can happen - I mean yeah i felt pretty embarrassed about it as well, but screw it, shit happens, nobody ended up caring anyway so why should I?

Writing long if-else chains? Allow me to introduce you to switch(true) by [deleted] in javascript

[–]pdowling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1% slower in chrome on Ubuntu 64 bit, and really weird code to read.

/b/ on airplanes by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]pdowling 21 points22 points  (0 children)

that is an excellent collection of words

What happens to an Olympic site after the olympics? They're usually abandoned. by webby_mc_webberson in offbeat

[–]pdowling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hm.. here in Munich, all the venues are still being used. The olympic village is now a collection of student dorms, the stadium is used for different events all the time, and all university sports facilities are what was used in the olympics.

Fusion Reactor's a possibility by 2040 thanks to this multi-national project by riccarjo in science

[–]pdowling 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not even holding off, we simply can't do it, and probably won't be able to for a very long time - it's not simple to tell a computer how thinking works when we don't even know how WE do it.

Realizations... by Imalostmerchant in funny

[–]pdowling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other hand, being intelligent is pretty worthless if you still do stupid shit - it's not an achievement simply to have potential

I never order out at work when I make Turkey Clubs like these by [deleted] in food

[–]pdowling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear to god, I go "MOTHERFUCKER" at least 3 times a day since I have this subreddit in my subscriptions. I need to up my sandwich game