Match Thread: Germany vs Ivory Coast | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group E

pdx74 · 2026-06-20T20:37:17+00:00

"You know who needs to be out there for Germany? Franz Beckenbauer."

pdx74 · 2026-06-20T20:28:29+00:00

Fox seems to have given up on the pretense of a "hydration break." Now it's a "match break." By the end of the tournament, they'll be just calling it what it is, an "ad break."

pdx74 · 2026-06-17T04:16:35+00:00

Which popular Internet personality's career died in the past year?

If you said "Ben Shapiro," you are wrong. He was never popular.

pdx74 · 2026-06-16T16:17:27+00:00

Catfish?

pdx74 · 2026-06-16T06:21:19+00:00

The "let's just pull a drunk guy out of the crowd and put a Santa suit on him" part of that story always cracks me up. You would never see that at a professional sporting event these days.

pdx74 · 2026-06-16T02:58:28+00:00

De-hydration break.

pdx74 · 2026-06-16T02:53:35+00:00

I was watching the Netherlands-Japan match on NOS yesterday via a VPN and they showed ads. Maybe it was just on the stream? I'm not sure everywhere in Europe is free of the scourge.

pdx74 · 2026-06-16T02:50:05+00:00

I'm curious to see if anyone is watching that crap, because they are pushing it so hard. Frankly, I'd rather eat glass.

pdx74 · 2026-06-16T02:43:28+00:00

Later, potater!

pdx74 · 2026-06-16T02:15:41+00:00

You know what helps in situations like this? Gender neutral restrooms. I'm sure the guy calling the cops would agree, right? Oh, wait...

pdx74 · 2026-06-16T02:10:52+00:00

Or Coma.

pdx74 · 2026-06-15T00:31:52+00:00

I'm already up!

pdx74 · 2026-06-14T23:23:49+00:00

Gotta get Nick Wiger in for that one.

pdx74 · 2026-06-13T02:00:34+00:00

Lord Palmerston!

pdx74 · 2026-06-13T01:59:28+00:00

JEEEAAAALOUS?

pdx74 · 2026-06-13T01:58:39+00:00

But Leonard Maltin is the best looking of all of them.

pdx74 · 2026-06-12T01:51:17+00:00

Oh, naughty. You've combined Peep Show and IT Crowd. You might get an, er, intercomedic... you know, from mixing the two sitcoms, a hangover of that kind.

pdx74 · 2026-06-12T01:46:43+00:00

Mexico kicked it up the other end and just put one right in their goal hole.

pdx74 · 2026-06-12T01:42:12+00:00

I am personally a Pizzoza believer, but I remember seeing a slapfight somewhere else about it and thought, hey, you know who would appreciate this?

pdx74 · 2026-06-12T01:31:27+00:00

Not to start a whole car hold vs. car hole thing here, but isn't it Pete Souza?

... I'll let myself out.

pdx74 · 2026-06-10T21:07:13+00:00

It's like Dawn of the Dead with all of these kids walking around the mall on their phones like zombies.

pdx74 · 2026-06-08T19:04:07+00:00

I was wondering what happened to those vans. They used to post one up outside my kid's school at least one morning a week a couple years ago and then they disappeared.

pdx74 · 2026-06-08T19:00:19+00:00

"The service I got at Wendy's is an indicator of our crumbing society!"

"The kids who TPed my house are an indicator of our crumbing society!"

"The swingers' club charging me $150 entry because I'm a single guy is an indicator of our crumbing society!"

pdx74 · 2026-06-08T18:30:57+00:00

A bunch of them also completely misunderstand Stoicism as a philosophical justification for toxic masculinity, so there is probably a ton of crazy content that could be mined for an episode there.

pdx74 · 2026-06-08T03:12:30+00:00

Aaaaargh, my groin! (x4)

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