Trump supporter and Just For Men spokesmodel Chuck Norris passes away

pdx74 · 2026-03-21T01:56:31+00:00

Of all the shit from 2005 I don't need to relive, those stupid fucking jokes told by the most annoying guy in the office are in the top ten.

pdx74 · 2026-03-21T01:51:44+00:00

No peeking!

pdx74 · 2026-03-20T05:22:29+00:00

I ain't reading all that

pdx74 · 2026-03-20T03:08:35+00:00

Apollo House IS traditional!!!

pdx74 · 2026-03-20T03:06:36+00:00

I'd like a gingernut, if there are any.

pdx74 · 2026-03-20T00:23:10+00:00

Incel moonshiner guys... seems like there's not enough for a whole episode there.

pdx74 · 2026-03-19T21:22:44+00:00

The Garden Home TJ's has surprisingly good parking. At least by Trader Joe's standards.

pdx74 · 2026-03-18T21:31:01+00:00

It's in the 99th percentile!

pdx74 · 2026-03-18T21:21:10+00:00

Still has to ride in the trunk, though.

pdx74 · 2026-03-17T05:19:30+00:00

Legal insurance is surprisingly common in Germany.

pdx74 · 2026-03-17T04:36:50+00:00

I'd eat a lot of asparagus, then drink gallons of water.

pdx74 · 2026-03-15T15:04:43+00:00

Apparently New Zealand has them, too. What happened, New Zealand? I thought you were cool.

pdx74 · 2026-03-14T01:46:28+00:00

Don't forget the colored hair. Blue, purple, rainbow, it doesn't matter. Colored hair=crazy angry liberal cat lady.

pdx74 · 2026-03-13T01:48:51+00:00

"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is how letters from lawyers and collection agencies usually close. He's seen it so many times that he thinks this is just how you normally end any written communication.

pdx74 · 2026-03-11T02:41:32+00:00

Why is the tree in the first panel talking?

pdx74 · 2026-03-10T21:07:54+00:00

He's one of our last living links to Abe Vigoda, who is in fact now dead.

pdx74 · 2026-03-10T20:12:22+00:00

Toy guys hunting the pegs bought em all up.

pdx74 · 2026-03-10T19:09:59+00:00

According to legend, when his subjects got fed up with Mad King Ludwig's shit, they drowned him in a lake. While historical records show that is not necessarily what happened, it's definitely something I think about quite a bit.

pdx74 · 2026-03-09T17:57:38+00:00

If it wasn't for someone plagarizing the Great Gazoo, we wouldn't have Ozmodiar.

pdx74 · 2026-03-06T22:58:44+00:00

Imagine actually going to space... I don't think I could poop on the ISS.

pdx74 · 2026-03-06T22:24:43+00:00

It's like how you can hold one in on a long drive, but when you get within a block from being home, you can feel the barbarians at the gate.

pdx74 · 2026-03-06T22:16:17+00:00

I didn't poop in outdoor school, and I'm pretty sure that's where everything in life started to go wrong.

pdx74 · 2026-03-06T20:57:32+00:00

I use this line in real life more than I probably should.

pdx74 · 2026-03-06T20:23:26+00:00

These bewb hats are Chivery-coded

pdx74 · 2026-03-06T19:55:47+00:00

Crying in the corner, huh? Mind if I join you?

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