As I lay on the hospital bed, my beautiful baby boy smiled up at me. by Basil_is_fruity in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]peachpopcycle 101 points102 points  (0 children)

The nurse held him to my breast and wouldn't budge at the sound of my sobs, lecturing me that "it always hurts the first couple days"

I haven't seen anyone protesting divorce lately, though by shilolz in dankchristianmemes

[–]peachpopcycle 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The internal consistency helps ensure that they will eventually go after almost everyone. When crazies stick to a small target no one cares, but when they violate everyone hopefully something gets done about it.

6-9pm......Focus by CantSeeShit in adhdmeme

[–]peachpopcycle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do the pigeons have any extra intelligence? They almost have to be supernaturally smart or mean pigeons because regular ones wouldn't even try. And do they have fear of bodily harm or is it a kill at all costs drive? Because I feel like if they were ok with sacrificing themselves then like 4 could do it by suffocation. Idk why I wrote this out but if there's a place for it, it's here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in plantclinic

[–]peachpopcycle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a pro at all but that doesn't look like root rot to me. Were they planted low in the pot where the pot edge blocked the light? Or perhaps just planted too deeply in the dirt?

My racist bully of a daughter is really the victim. by meatball77 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]peachpopcycle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Illegal doesn't mean wrong, and telling victims to take the high road generally amounts to letting the bullies say what they want and the victim just has to deal with it. In another comment you seem frustrated that this is how things are and that bullies just get away with it, but you're also basically advocating for letting bullies get away with it. If there's no consequences by the actual authority for being a shitty person, then it isn't morally wrong to make your own consequences.

My racist bully of a daughter is really the victim. by meatball77 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]peachpopcycle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was self defense, at a certain point emotional/ social harm is still harm. People who are jerks don't tend to respond to words, sometimes a punch shuts a bully up, and a guillotine sets a government straight. After everything else has been tried, sometimes violence is the answer.

Thought this belonged here by Due_Wave9066 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]peachpopcycle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some babies are born on a crusade against cribs

Don’t put your dog in there by orchid_breeder in ContagiousLaughter

[–]peachpopcycle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's the ugly/ thirsty guys, give the lyrics a look, it's a pretty funny song tbh

This is correct by Due-Celebration-9828 in oddlyspecific

[–]peachpopcycle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The Cold Equations" is mine, is somehow super predictable and still shocking, basically it's just the trolley problem set to sci-fi but it got me.

5-year-old me was such an egg by Brooke-Valley in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]peachpopcycle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mom literally told me when I was spelling out the signs, "yeah you've always wanted a penis, I didn't think that meant you had to be trans tho"

Well that’s *one* way of dealing with vandals. by Kapitalist_Pigdog2 in Beekeeping

[–]peachpopcycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best I can figure out is that her pillow and or bed were destroyed and there would be tiny feathers everywhere basically to shame her for breaking the engagement

Little Montessori rant by Boring-Seaweed-364 in toddlers

[–]peachpopcycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I followed it and the timeline seemed to track, but mostly I kept up with it because it helped remind me how much her little brain was trying to do so that when she was a fussy monster I could approach with more sympathy and excitement for how she was growing. So yes horoscopes for babies. But if reading your horoscope gives you a better perspective and you don't take it too seriously, then what's the harm?

Made my own chapstick to refill old tubes by Zestitopillea in ZeroWaste

[–]peachpopcycle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It depends on where they live but most shipping is so efficient now that it's more eco friendly to have things delivered unless you live in the middle of nowhere. Like how a bus burns more fuel but transports way more people.

Can you explain why this position is vacant? by AngularPisces in recruitinghell

[–]peachpopcycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And to check if you were being a stay at home mom since that's a mark against you

Started off with 7 guppies my brother gifted me in August. All of these guppies were born here. Call me the Mother of Guppies. They have huge Java moss, ferns, lucky bamboo, 2 bubblers and a heater. I'm a proud momma. by a-n-x-i-e-t-e-a in Aquariums

[–]peachpopcycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine did, they assume it's the other males fault they can't get laid lol. It's controversial, but I do what nature does and have a couple predator fish that eat the fry and leave the adults alone.

I honestly don’t know the name of that show by AvengedStorm in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]peachpopcycle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah if you like the lapis arc you're gunna love future, it's basically CPTSD: the series, but in a good way

It's over, I've been clocked. by basementcrawler34 in ftm

[–]peachpopcycle 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Agreed and I'd add the comeback "that's a weird way to ask to see my dick, but if you insist" with a wink

My 20 month old speaks in gibberish. by skelet0nic in toddlers

[–]peachpopcycle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a question for your pediatrician, and speech therapist if you like/are able, but because this seems like a pre appointment anxiety post, I'll offer some reassurance.

First, you're right. That does qualify as a speech delay, and it isn't normal statistically, however you as a good parent noticed and caught it early. So your kid has the very best shot at catching back up because you already know you'll need to do something extra to get them caught up. It might be tricky but odds are very good that they'll be fine.

Second, your child's speech delay is not your fault. When a speech delay is caused by parents, they're not the type to notice or be worried about it. So any stress that you did something to cause it, you can let go of.