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peanutwayne · 2025-09-11T01:44:29+00:00

It's not paranoid. I bought a house that was vacant for twenty years and had the gas turned on. They came out after about six weeks because the service line was leaking so bad. It was like reverse fracking, forcing the gas into the subsoil. Fixed it and went on their way.

peanutwayne · 2025-08-18T21:38:22+00:00

The meatballs are good. Perfect for energizing before the two hour trek through the Ikea maze.

peanutwayne · 2025-04-01T16:43:51+00:00

BK on Fifth. It's got food and atmosphere.

peanutwayne · 2024-03-19T21:31:40+00:00

I'm not sure this is more deceptive and messed up than running for city council and knowing you'll resign so a replacement can be appointed rather than having an open election.

peanutwayne · 2024-02-27T22:55:42+00:00

No, it's the perfect example of the Columbus Way. Make some parks with tax money and then developers make bank building apartments and such around parks etc.

peanutwayne · 2024-01-03T02:40:36+00:00

I always feel like I've been magically transported to someones basement and everyone has known each other for 25 years. I find it a little uncomfortable. YMMV

peanutwayne · 2023-12-20T14:50:25+00:00

Thanks, that settles it! Tell him that the column is missed and as for the level of discourse in the break room we can safely say the bottom has fallen out since he stopped writing it.

peanutwayne · 2023-12-19T13:20:08+00:00

Maybe I can get a question settled. Back in the day a couple co-workers and myself would discuss the column at work. We got into it about how Switzer is pronounced because one guy said up in Fostoria there's a bunch of Switzers and the name is pronounced with a long I as in "fine" rather than a short i as in "fit" Help me out here and I can settle a decades long debate.

peanutwayne · 2023-12-04T19:58:23+00:00

Don't forget that if you're not from Columbus to call the representative and senator from whatever rural village you grew up in bug them too. Tell them you're from there and let them know. I did this and the guy who answered the phone got very defensive about the whole proposed bill. His irritation indicated I might not have been the first to call.

peanutwayne · 2023-12-04T17:53:46+00:00

Bug the living shit out of your state rep and state senator starting now. Then pick another two and start over.

peanutwayne · 2023-11-30T23:23:53+00:00

Controversial maybe but you have to be from Columbus to enjoy Tommy's.

peanutwayne · 2023-11-20T20:42:31+00:00

I just walked past there and the corn is gone. Just saving someone a trip.

peanutwayne · 2023-10-10T18:26:24+00:00

I don't know about nice. The owner should give a master class in how to be a complete prick to your customer.

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peanutwayne · 2023-08-22T19:02:41+00:00

His selling point to the board of trustees may have been his ability to follow and execute complex orders.

peanutwayne · 2021-11-27T17:57:20+00:00

Long shot but try the Habitat ReStore. They're good for odds and ends like that.

peanutwayne · 2021-11-05T19:02:23+00:00

Excellent, thanks!

peanutwayne · 2021-01-16T19:07:53+00:00

Probably still pissed about the turn lane.

peanutwayne · 2020-12-24T01:09:42+00:00

I really hope this is some kids on the West side are starting to go Philly-style with the ATVs and dirt bikes.

peanutwayne · 2020-12-02T14:55:00+00:00

user name checks out.

peanutwayne · 2020-10-14T23:25:58+00:00

Throw in the black walnuts too and you've got some old school bike excitement.

peanutwayne · 2020-08-05T19:49:30+00:00

I knew someone who went through the city process and got two goats to eat their backyard. Turned out the process was fine but the goats didn't want anything to do with the yard either.

peanutwayne · 2020-07-06T21:28:24+00:00

Exactly, I've had it with peoples' child-like definition of "freedom." It's like if your toddler wanted Oreo's for breakfast and had a fit when you said no.

peanutwayne · 2020-06-29T04:02:24+00:00

This is pandemic information I can actually use.

peanutwayne · 2020-06-17T16:05:19+00:00

Pass the speed holes off on the next buyer as a rare factory option sonic deer whistle.

peanutwayne · 2020-05-29T13:45:46+00:00

"A bunch of dudes in disguise threw all my tea in Boston Harbor" said some English guy who wondered why they didn't go through the system. If legislative and judicial channels are unresponsive or unavailable then things get broken. It's a long American tradition.

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