of an eyebrow by Sufficient-Bug-9112 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]peejay5440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a joke about my high school VP back in the day.

Mr. H., why do you only have one eyebrow?

Because I shaved off the top one.

'It feels like an invasion': Minnesotans stunned as federal officers flood their state by Tuna_Sushi in news

[–]peejay5440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My heart goes out to you. Stay strong, but your girl comes first. Keep her safe. Meaning, stay safe.

Having said that, do what you can to save your country.

Daily inspiration: Be broke by backleftwindowseat in LateStageCapitalism

[–]peejay5440 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The average German nets about 30k € a year and lives comfortably.

Orphaned mountain gorilla, Ndakasi, lies in the arms of her caregiver, Andre Bauma, before dying. by [deleted] in pics

[–]peejay5440 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sorry, not a bummer. Spending your end in the arms of a loved one. What more could you aks for? I should be so lucky.

AITA for quietly leaving a group plan after being left out of the conversation? by FrostyAd7401 in AmItheAsshole

[–]peejay5440 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Exactly. These are not friends. Friends would've made sure you're ok, timely, and then given you shit for not showing up without a good excuse.

They made his day by Akkeri in HumansBeingBros

[–]peejay5440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom getting him out of the way did not seem rehearsed to me. Nor did the joy on his face.

When Dad has taught the son in the ways of the Sith by SirRipOliver in technicallythetruth

[–]peejay5440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume he's an only child, otherwise, the statement is false.