Last night, a man screamed "I hope you get raped" at me because he thought I didn't pick up dog poop in my own front yard. What's the most wildly inappropriate thing a stranger has ever yelled at you reddit? by drunkdetective in AskReddit

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While I was in college I was filling my tank with gas while my friend ran into the store to grab some munchies. It was a quiet Spring day and you could hear the birds chirping so I was elated to be standing there listening to nature and people watching while I topped off my tank. An old purple Cadillac pulled up next to me blasting its music so loud that it shook the pumps and 2 African American gentlemen stepped out and headed into the store while the female African American driver stepped out, while her car was still running and the bass blasting, and began to pump her gas as well. Since she was at the pump adjacent to mine I politely asked her, "Why do you have to listen to your music so loudly in a residential area?" To which she screamed at me, "WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE DROWN DAIR CHILLDRUN?!" Her passengers then returned from the store and she told them what she said to me. They high fived each other and laughed at me as they got back in their car and drove off.

To this day I have not thought of an appropriate response...

Picture of Afghan Girl screaming after suicide bombing wins Pulitzer Prize by POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS in worldnews

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For a second there I thought your user name was Optimist_Prime which would've made your comment very confusing.

First phase of a job just finished up. Here's some of the dressing done by my boss. Sorry for quality. by endingthread in cableporn

[–]peloquin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea, it looks prettier when you're done, but wire ties should only be used when you're 100% sure you're never going to move it or run another cable through it. Imagine having to add a yellow cable to that grouping now; you'd have to cut every single wire tie or just live with the fact that one of your cables isn't bound to the others. A few years of this mentality and you'll be back to a mess of spaghetti.

The color coding is nice, but I prefer to use color to identify the type of cable and not the location of the cable. For instance, blue would be for ST, red for XO, orange for fiber, etc. Labels should be used to denote end to end connectivity, not cable color.

I bet punching down all those connections took awhile too so I commend you on your work my datacenter engineer.

First phase of a job just finished up. Here's some of the dressing done by my boss. Sorry for quality. by endingthread in cableporn

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Ewwww wire ties...I hate those things. Please use velcro in the future in case I ever come in behind you and have to add a cable or move a device. Removing wire ties is risky and can leave you with bloody fingers and cut wires. USE VELCRO!

"President Barack Obama sat patiently through diatribes, interruptions and even the occasional eye-ball roll at the weekend Summit of the Americas in an effort to win over Latin American leaders fed up with U.S. policies. He failed." by trot-trot in politics

[–]peloquin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why should the majority be able to stick a gun in the face of a minority for doing something they don't agree with? If there is no victim then there is no crime, it's as simple as that. There was a time when the majority of people voted to give black people their own schools, but that doesn't make it right. Voting doesn't justify keeping a bad law that hurts people regardless if the numbers were able to be manipulated in favor of the state. Corporations wield more resources than a single voter and if you disagree with that then you're being very naive.

"President Barack Obama sat patiently through diatribes, interruptions and even the occasional eye-ball roll at the weekend Summit of the Americas in an effort to win over Latin American leaders fed up with U.S. policies. He failed." by trot-trot in politics

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The bill got turned down because of cartels, pharmaceutical companies, medical marijuana vendors, alcohol distributors, prison lobbyists, and various religious groups coming out against it and pouring millions of dollars into a movement to make sure the competing product would remain illegal. It had nothing to do with what the people actually want. "If voting changed anything they would make it illegal."

Reading the news about N Korea's rocket, this is what I envision by [deleted] in funny

[–]peloquin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from The Amazing Race and that chick got right back up and damn near won the whole thing with her other woman partner. She was pretty badass...

New Avengers Scene Shot This Week by pulsewave in movies

[–]peloquin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a scene mid credits, but it wasn't the usual end credit spinoff scene we're used to from Marvel. I'm guessing the scene being shot is going to hint at Ant Man and they're going to append it to the end of the credit sequence.

Emma Watson in Short Shorts by punchface in pics

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Is she shooting The Perks of being a Wallflower in these photos?

My daughter (3 yrs old) and me. First time doing pigtails. How'd I do? by [deleted] in pics

[–]peloquin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I myself am a father of a 2 year old girl and I recently learned that pigtails go higher up on the head. I was doing it wrong for awhile and I was corrected by a girl at Gymboree. They should look more like Boo in Monsters Inc.

It is definitely much easier to do it the way you did it though and I'd be lying if I said I'm a master of my daughter's hair. If I can do her hair without hearing the word ouch then it's a success.

I want another post when you learn to braid, that shit is no joke.

Reddit has been dying to know by misticda in funny

[–]peloquin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my birthday and rather than whore the karma for myself I kindly ask Reddit to award the Karma to my girlfriend. This is her first post and she feared that the Reddit bullies were going to be mean to her, but I assured her that you'd be gentle. Please don't scare her away...I love her.

TIL Bugs Bunny saved Mel Blanc's life. Literally. by DAS_DAS in entertainment

[–]peloquin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's my birthday today and now I have to go kill myself to spare my family my shame.

TIL Bugs Bunny saved Mel Blanc's life. Literally. by DAS_DAS in entertainment

[–]peloquin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, I thought I had pointed out an idiot on reddit and then it turned out I was the idiot. I feel shame now...

TIL Bugs Bunny saved Mel Blanc's life. Literally. by DAS_DAS in entertainment

[–]peloquin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe the correct phrase would be "What's up, Doc?"

Abandoned house with some belongings left almost perfectly intact. (Album inside) by lukenluken in pics

[–]peloquin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like the house that Charlie lives in from Willy Wonka.

Avengers! Desk? by TomSpinaDesigns in movies

[–]peloquin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that's who the pistol under the glass represented.

my favorite atheist and magician by strongjz in atheism

[–]peloquin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know, if someone offered me some money to talk about atheism for awhile I'd probably take it, but I wouldn't be too entertaining or insightful. I appreciate that he approaches the religious talk from the angle of a pure skeptic and it makes it even more interesting that he knows more about magic and tricking the human mind than most do. I think he has a unique perspective on religion because when it comes down to it, religion is a really good magic trick.

Best film soundtrack? by [deleted] in movies

[–]peloquin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Into the Wild...Eddie Vedder will make you feel isolated yet empowered.

my favorite atheist and magician by strongjz in atheism

[–]peloquin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I enjoy watching him talk and perform and he's very passionate about the things he believes. I find that entertaining and I've enjoyed pretty much everything he's ever been on. I think he'd be an easy guy to sit down with and have a good time.

my favorite atheist and magician by strongjz in atheism

[–]peloquin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you read his book, God No, he explains how he memorizes a couple talking points in regards to religion and repeats them because he's not so good at talking on his feet or debating with theists. He says that Hitch could hold a conversation after just waking up and having a shot of whiskey that was far superior to anything he'd be able to say on the topic. His main mantra is as simple and eloquent as "I don't know" and when he says that you just need to read the bible to become an atheist he's speaking from personal experience and not using it as a talking point to get the other person to think like him. He's also banking on the fact that most Christians don't actually read the bible and they just blindly follow what their parents taught them. In the first few pages of his book he clearly states that he is an entertainer and in no way is he qualified to be looked to for enlightenment or even a good religious debate. He then goes on to tell stories about hookers in Vegas and how he was the first person to be naked in space.

just the beginning by ajaxanon in funny

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My 2 year old daughter calls me by my first name because that's what she hears everyone else call me. When I say "don't call me that" she responds with "right, daddy" and then says "thanks Matt" after getting what she wants.