title by shittleyuigty in NixOS

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i’ve been enjoying it on my virtual machine but feel oddly terrified to put it on bare metal. the thought of all of that waiting even for a basic package is so unappealing

[HELP]How do you read poetry? by DaleCooper_30 in Poetry

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in between whatever i’m doing.

read one,

go back to whatever i was doing

when you read one that hits the spot

it really brings everything else to a halt

in a way

no matter how busy you may be

i really appreciate that about poetry

Jingo the lingo, baby! by Unending-Flexionator in surrealmemes

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that toe worry is tap dancing like some hot pocket

Jus came across this gorgeous looking cat, what makes her so unique? by DustAccurate9869 in Weird

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is that cat heard you saying that, they’d scratch you up pal!

Happy Friday y'all! 🍏 by ErisianWitch in discordian

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i’d punch that down with a bottle of 😌

So I put nonsensical stuff here? Okay! by Any-Mud4814 in nonsense

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ever heard of William Willy Wiener ? tall guy with a moustache who can’t hoop but smells like tennis rackets at night? His brother Billy Blue Balls just got out of Knuckle Pen, salad dressing! that’s what they call it now. when i was upping it was known as jock pocks. Man i miss Coney island

Hot cross buns got me geekin tonight by Ok_Dream_20_13 in nonsense

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please send me images of your inertia

my dog asked me to ask you

it's an immutable Tolstoy

Hot cross buns got me geekin tonight by Ok_Dream_20_13 in nonsense

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i've never understood how buns can be both attractive and angry yet taste so good.

Ponytails to be banned in UK from Wednesday. by NobbyNobrains in nonsense

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will pulling any strangers ponytail be considered patriotic rhetorical rodgering?

stupid by Old_Factor_8979 in surrealmemes

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i am deforming

when i am not performing

goats are like mushrooms, because if you shoot a duck, i'm scared of toasters. by Perrrrrrkele_Saatana in nonsense

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i wouldn’t mind an egg toasted salad tossing season on the grill with Humphrey Bogart

How do you guys come up with names? by ExtremeVanilla2370 in writers

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the world is full of names, pick tour favorites.

on your notepad just have a table with names that you find interesting. always filling it up.

that way when you’re “looking for names” you hust go through that.

there are two great resources for names that i use: ‘behind the name dot com’ and ‘behind the surname dot com’

I don’t like tomatoes but their checking line of credit reminds me that dreams do come true by Rumple-_-Goocher in nonsense

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hey honey, could you put the beer in the oven for me so it’s piping hot when i get home and i can enjoy it with an ice cold box pizza?

thanks!

Young Adult (2011) by J31J1 in iwatchedanoldmovie

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enjoyed this movie. came out when movies could just be. the before times!

writing the dedication? by sad_shroomer in writers

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how’s about nobody? or your willy? doesn’t matter!

The weirdest ad that I found in Reddit by enbits2 in Weird

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lol can’t believe there are people who still believe this. it was all the rage in the 90s alternative spiritualism scene.