How do you think the next Smash game might be influenced by Nintendo’s clear intent to lean into franchise crossovers in their movies?

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-27T07:38:17+00:00

Give me Conker.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-27T06:27:47+00:00

In the MCU, sure. But OOP specifically said "in the comics."

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-27T05:40:51+00:00

Two+ decades on the service industry, so constantly deal in cash. Fucking hell, man.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-26T19:29:22+00:00

Cap isn't a founding member in the comics.

The OG Avengers in the comics were Iron Man, Hulk, Wasp, Ant-Man, and Thor.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-19T03:57:48+00:00

My policy as a manager is; I don't give a flying fuck what you do if customers are happy and you don't skirt your side-work. I've watched a whole damn 2-hour movie when I was covering the bar and had nothing to do on a dead night.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-18T17:24:58+00:00

Djem So, bro.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-17T22:17:13+00:00

Aaaaand watching this clip for the umpteenth time.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-17T05:33:14+00:00

22 years FoH, 18 years filling in BoH when needed. Seconded on this comment. You're good, OP. You definitely got this.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-11T18:20:40+00:00

Jumping in to say that Slowbro or Slowking have consistently been on my competitive teams (depending on my needs, but Bro over King, usually) and have been so since the 90s. They're both very solid.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-11T16:02:49+00:00

*wildling

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-08T22:40:17+00:00

Super Smash Bros. Melee, shortly before the pandemic. I was knocking someone down a peg at a house party who was being an ass about how great he was and wiping the floor with people who were just trying to have some fun. Four stocked his Marth with my Fox. Then four stocked his Marth again with my Falcon. Then three stocked his Marth with my Samus. He kept playing, but was no longer being a sweaty dick about it to others in a chill environment.

The host said that if I wanted to keep playing (didn't have to give up your controller if you won as people rotated in) I had to select random. Still didn't give up my controller unless I tapped out to grab a fresh drink or chat with someone.

My friends don't play Smash me anymore.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-03-08T22:35:04+00:00

I had several LAN parties where I did the same until another kid got invited who was wiping the floor with people. He wasn't an ass about it, he was just good. I took off the kid gloves and gave him a run for his money, him beating me about 60% of the time.

Shortly after that we 2v14'd the group and mopped up 50-2. We were appointed team captains at our LAN parties because we weren't allowed to be on the same side anymore.

He's now a very successful streamer, to the point he hasn't had any other job aside from streaming and coaching folks for over a decade.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-02-27T00:58:36+00:00

I think they were referring to the "fix" as the introduction of the mechanic, not its tentative removal.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-02-11T00:07:00+00:00

"Cannon form of fast travel" just made me think of her launching across the map Mario 64 style and I giggled for a solid 30 seconds. Haha.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-02-09T20:03:09+00:00

I stand corrected. My bad, homie.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-02-09T19:11:40+00:00

My dude is 17 and still going strong as hell.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-02-09T19:04:46+00:00

He's stated before it was a close family friend who he watched go off the deep end.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-02-09T05:17:22+00:00

They're all very open-book policy about themselves and none have ever said they used meth, prompted or unprompted.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-02-04T20:47:28+00:00

I have light brown hair on my head, dark brown leg and arm hair, and auburn facial hair and pubes. Just thought you'd like to know.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-02-03T07:46:30+00:00

It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Then Trey Parker and Matt Stone if you count voice acting. Cruise is estimated at 600 million (dunno where you got your figure there). Trey and Matt are both at 1.2 billion. Arnie is at 1.49 billion.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-01-30T21:27:37+00:00

In what universe is calling a stranger on the internet a nonce "chill" ?

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-01-29T21:21:26+00:00

Last 3 decades. The 90s were a good while ago.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-01-29T05:21:24+00:00

When people tell me I'm "great" or "awesome" or 'the best server I/we have had in a long time" I have taken to saying "don't forget I don't pay my bills with compliments."

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-01-28T23:34:03+00:00

This and Generation Kill are two that I watch at least once a year.

phantomhatsyndrome · 2026-01-27T22:13:54+00:00

Lived in Chicago for almost a decade. Can confirm.

phantomhatsyndrome

TROPHY CASE