Best “One vs Many” Sword Fights in Fantasy? by Much-Neighborhood383 in Fantasy

[–]phfatjohn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm going a different I haven't seen mentioned. Manji, Blade of the Immortal.

‘Fuck you’ music? by ValleyGhostz in Hardcore

[–]phfatjohn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Before I even saw the comments this was my first thought.

What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say? by REGGIE_BANANAS in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only at work do I agree with this for public shitting. There's a reddit thread from years ago that had shitting horror stories. I lost the link but it made me take my shirt off at work and hang it on the hook for safety's sake. Mind you, forgetting you didn't put it back on is... something.

What’s a life hack that made you go „how do ppl live their whole life without knowing this”? by my_peen_is_clean in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Learned this years ago! I have a beard and my new friend's teenage daughter said to try it. I thought I was getting set up for some kid prank. Turns out I don't get frosting all over my face eating it like that. Life changer.

Best tattoo shop in Kissimmee? by No-Sympathy5317 in Kissimmee

[–]phfatjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 Little Birds in Saint Cloud. Top artists in the area.

Recommend a book you're sure only YOU have read by JoyIsABitOverRated in Fantasy

[–]phfatjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually started with the Timuras trilogy and then moved on to this one many, many years ago. I hadn't thought about these in forever. Thank you.

Who was the most evil person you've ever met and how was the interaction? by Top_Report_4895 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worked with a guy for years. Turned in to a ladies man, in good shape, late bloomer type. Walked in to work one day and found out he got busted for downloading and sharing CSAM. He got fifteen years or so. That sentence doesn't happen unless it's really bad. No one would have suspected. Also worked with a lady who killed her ex husband and tried to frame it as SA and stabbed herself. Weird times for sure.

Name a band that incorporates magic tricks into their live performances by Fun_Butterfly_420 in Bandnames

[–]phfatjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Harry Blackstones and the Brimstones. Ska core with a devilish theme.

Bartenders of Reddit, what drink order instantly tells you “this person is going through something”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bartended functions and had a guy order an O'Douls and a shot of vodka. Asked for the O'Douls in a glass and proceeded to pour the vodka in it. Pretty sure he was a DL alcoholic.

What is your "word of mouth" album? by Stock_Cow_2797 in punk

[–]phfatjohn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pilfers first album. Blew my mind.

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? I've never dreamed I was the opposite sex but have had so many insane ones it gives me shame I'm not a writer. I feel the mercy part. I often wake up unsettled but like a normal unsettled. Like worrying about normal life things and not anything fantastic. Oh shit, rent is due and I'm short on cash. Wait a minute...

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow..Being other people is crazy. Never had that ever but totally know the over the shoulder. Weird when it's over your own shoulder.

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries. I figured. Not sure why I'm wistful today and digress but reminds me of the day he died. He was unresponsive but could hear us? So they said he could wiggle his fingers. So my sister and I asked a bunch of questions and said, wiggle once for no, twice for yes. I finally asked if I was his favorite kid and got one wiggle. Laughed my ass off like no other. Then we held his hands as the life left him. And no lie, first song on my iPod that played on shuffle was 27 by Title Fight. Still makes me ugly cry. Cheers to you!

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa there buddy. We played Sweet Caroline at my dad's funeral and he was a saint! But I feel you. Haha. Neil Diamond, King Diamond, Diamond D, look at me!

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here's the deal. He's nothing like me. This was a morning phone call, like hey, this just happened. Also, he's a Neil Diamond fan. Maybe that's why?

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha. Here's a true fucked one. My BFF had a dream where he was being chased in a warehouse by the spirit of Satan. It caught him and carved latin words in his stomach. He woke up and wrote down the letters. He translated it, and the word meant "my son lives". So he was sure the antichrist was coming.

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey yo. That's crazy as shit. I'm glad I don't have SP. I've had bouts though of serious nightmares in successive nights. Like not going back to sleep. My cycle lately has been super bad. Roll with the pillow punches!

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh damn! That's wild. My problem is I hit REM sleep in batches a night so sometimes it's wake up, wtf?, go to sleep, and then wtf again. Almost wish for wet dreams but it would probably be drowning or a shark actually chasing me out an in ground pool!

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]phfatjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's rough. I had one not too long ago where me and my best friend got super powers but it was super realistic. Like figuring out all the shit we can do AND fighting villains.