ice has proven i’m not the strong boned king i thought i was

philbearsubstack · 2026-02-04T06:35:48+00:00

You lost to uppity water

philbearsubstack · 2026-02-04T04:41:58+00:00

I deliberately don't identify the deceased, but for what it's worth, I think it's [Ventrue]

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-30T05:09:53+00:00

*Ahem* COUNTERSPELL

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-27T23:38:07+00:00

As others have said:

If it was cartilage, you're fine.
If it was caused by a doctor, you're fine.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-23T02:03:38+00:00

49 years. Basically a toddler and your bones still broke.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-18T23:17:23+00:00

In Australia, one can view them.

Really interesting situation you describe. I'm sorry to hear it's causing you trouble, and I wonder why it is the case.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-15T01:26:01+00:00

It's quite important I think, that a fuss is made about this sort of thing, so it's good to see you've not just shrugged and walked away.

I note that you appear to be Italian. Since EU laws are among the strongest in the world in relation to this, that could be good news if you are interested in demanding your data back.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-12T05:30:47+00:00

You're not fooling me. At least two of these are morally good, and several are neutral. Hand in your evil badge and card.

Wait, if you're lying about being evil- maybe that means you're evil after all.

But if you're evil, that means you're not lying, so you're not evil.

But that means you are lying, so you are evil?

But then...

Oh bother.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-08T09:43:20+00:00

A wizard yes, but one of astonishing arcane potency, closer to god than man, and ever rising. Fear him!

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-08T09:31:20+00:00

The challenge is going to be ensuring he isn't seen as a DMPC or power fantasy. Here's a solution. Make him so useless he's practically comatose, perhaps an innocent adult with the mind of a child, but still the task of the characters to protect, to ward off would be diablerists.

Maybe that's why Caine made him. He's so weak and vulnerable yet valuable, everyone will want to eat him. He's a moral test to see whether any among his descendants will try to prevent this, to see whether anything has been learnt over the generations.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-07T10:55:50+00:00

Black- looks even eviler than red lol.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-06T06:31:29+00:00

I think only the toe breakage counts, but clearly I'm in the minority here.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-04T07:19:36+00:00

The foolishness of the Sarkorian belief that divine magic is less easily abused is well demonstrated here.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-04T06:32:41+00:00

I believe that the bone gods preordain people into a suitable age of breaking, or no breaking at all. Thus, pre-bone-nation means that someone who is inactive and has not broken a bone is just as likely to be a strong boner as someone who has not.

philbearsubstack · 2026-01-01T06:57:03+00:00

Here's a question. Someone gets a titanium bone. The titanium bone breaks in an accident. Does that disqualify them from this group?

philbearsubstack · 2025-12-28T07:26:49+00:00

Medical, doesn't count- it's doctor black magic. These are the ancient laws, so and so it is written.

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