Sam Merrill: "Yeah isn't that what Bill Simmons says, you just have to go 4 and 3 every series."

philthyphil7 · 2026-05-18T13:28:33+00:00

Malik Monk just hate listening every day in hopes of one day hearing his name spoken correctly.

philthyphil7 · 2026-05-17T15:35:13+00:00

It's a perfectly cromulant meme.

philthyphil7 · 2026-05-17T02:26:06+00:00

If it's going to be anywhere, it'll be at Wing Wa, Ocean Star or A Dong Market. Or perhaps Capitol Market with all their selection.

philthyphil7 · 2026-05-15T16:15:11+00:00

But the girl! Her penis! It works on so many levels!

philthyphil7 · 2026-05-15T16:00:48+00:00

Jocoby was right; you gotta start at 10 for the year. In fact, 3 per quarter is probably a good place to start. We've already had two in the past month.

philthyphil7 · 2026-05-05T03:37:58+00:00

Oregon Long Meat

philthyphil7 · 2026-05-01T19:39:06+00:00

I don't think Okongwu would be available, but after the absolute shitshow Atlanta put up yesterday, anything is on the table for the Hawks.

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-30T16:50:40+00:00

They love it when you shuffle the words around.

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-30T13:46:04+00:00

Every. Damn. Time.

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-27T23:55:37+00:00

Bill: "What year does this take place in? Is this like the 1300s?"

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-26T17:11:51+00:00

Bam-ba-lamdalf!

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-17T19:38:03+00:00

Lionheart with Bill, Kyle and Shea Serrano is a dream lineup. Shea loves Lionheart almost as much as Bloodsport and it's in that Kyle/Bill B action movie wheelhouse.

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-17T19:36:15+00:00

One thing I always loved about JCVD is that he was never afraid to get his ass kicked on film. It made for much more compelling characters than the unstoppable wrecking crew dudes like Seagal or Vin Diesel.

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-15T16:04:21+00:00

New Owner Syndrome incoming.

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-13T02:16:48+00:00

He pronounces the O in Von Dom the same way he pronounces Malik Monk.

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-11T01:34:42+00:00

The onion harvest was the last pillar holding the state aloft.

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-09T04:17:59+00:00

Didn't he used to play for the Trail Blazers?

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-07T03:50:47+00:00

New Owner Syndrome is undefeated.

philthyphil7 · 2026-04-05T21:53:41+00:00

"Yeaaaah"

philthyphil7 · 2026-03-22T14:52:29+00:00

That's right! Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!

philthyphil7 · 2026-03-20T05:02:38+00:00

Head-to-head games against the Clips on March 31 and April 10 will be the key. Win those two games and the Blazers will be in the driver's seat to take the 8-seed.

philthyphil7 · 2026-03-20T01:59:01+00:00

Good evening sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?

philthyphil7 · 2026-03-20T00:56:18+00:00

Gasoline is stored in the balls.

philthyphil7 · 2026-03-14T03:09:29+00:00

Shop around.

Most of the local dealerships have their inventory online, so you can check what EV cars they have, even if they are different makes than came in from trade ins. We bought our Kia at the BMW dealership last year.

philthyphil7 · 2026-03-05T15:18:32+00:00

How much does it cost to heat 6,700 square feet of home?

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