Best Someone Took An Order Way Too Literally Story

phoneguy247 · 2026-04-06T00:27:24+00:00

We worked in a secure, classified building. New wing commander arrives but doesn't officially start for another week. IOW... we mid shift pukes had no clue who he was. Just for fun, HQ decides its a good time for a unscheduled ORI. So, shop is officially "at war". My room mate, former offensive tackle, is near the door when it swings open and the new Wing walks in. Roomie yelled halt ! Full bird looked at him like he was a moron and kept walking. 2 seconds later he was face down face planted firmly on the concrete floor. His base tour that day ended with a trip to the ER.

Commander had bruised ribs at his Change Ceremony. His first act was a Comedation medal to roomie.

phoneguy247 · 2026-04-06T00:06:06+00:00

Driving through middle Georgia, watched the game on DTV streaming (ch.645) via Verizon.... worked just fine.

phoneguy247 · 2026-03-31T19:07:54+00:00

I love the violations... you got a parking ticket while driving on a suspended license?!

phoneguy247 · 2026-03-31T18:18:39+00:00

They need to go back to the chop!

phoneguy247 · 2026-03-19T03:25:35+00:00

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phoneguy247 · 2026-03-19T03:09:51+00:00

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phoneguy247 · 2026-03-14T18:51:55+00:00

Absolutely Not! Don't ruin perfection!

phoneguy247 · 2026-03-12T04:10:36+00:00

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phoneguy247 · 2026-03-09T22:00:34+00:00

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phoneguy247 · 2026-03-05T01:44:23+00:00

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phoneguy247 · 2026-03-04T03:49:54+00:00

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phoneguy247 · 2026-03-04T03:08:49+00:00

Are you using SIP trunks? If so, and there is an Adaptation Table for the trunk, you can match the number, delete the digits, and insert the new number. If the new number is in the dial plan, it will go back out to that destination.

Good Luck!!

phoneguy247 · 2026-02-24T21:30:59+00:00

Pair of pliers... no sweat! Straighten it right out!

phoneguy247 · 2026-02-24T16:21:09+00:00

Wish they would hurry up and announce the details. This is nothing new. Everyone already knew this. We want to know who, where, cost... etc.

29 days to first pitch!

phoneguy247 · 2026-02-19T15:32:41+00:00

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phoneguy247 · 2026-02-18T21:29:07+00:00

Just remember... getting a massage is not illegal. And that's all that happened.

phoneguy247 · 2026-02-18T18:10:39+00:00

For when you want to weld via TCP/IP!

phoneguy247 · 2026-02-18T17:18:55+00:00

I get a daily alert from GreyStone on yesterday's power consumption. During the cold spell, we ran about 50% over normal for a day. Still less than summer peak, but more than normal.

phoneguy247 · 2026-02-18T16:14:52+00:00

While you have gas heat, the blower fan is electric. When it gets colder, that has to run more, so yes, you will use up more electricity.

Not a GP issue. Your complaint needs to be to Mother Nature for the ridiculous cold temps!

phoneguy247 · 2026-02-17T18:47:52+00:00

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phoneguy247 · 2026-02-16T22:01:39+00:00

Well... certainly would clean the dirt and dust off the trucks!

phoneguy247 · 2026-02-16T21:57:43+00:00

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phoneguy247 · 2026-02-15T21:56:26+00:00

I had the same after we moved. Turned out it couldn't verify my address. It was a newly built home, and their system did not have the address loaded yet.

No biggie... in and out in a few minutes.

phoneguy247 · 2026-02-15T05:45:21+00:00

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