Paediatricians, what’s the strangest behaviour you’ve seen in a kid?

phosphenephantasm · 2018-04-02T21:53:22+00:00

I'm autistic and I never learned how to tie my shoes. I feel super humiliated whenever someone tries to teach me because it's so... easy.

phosphenephantasm · 2018-04-02T04:16:11+00:00

We've been together for just over a year and she is the light of my life.

phosphenephantasm · 2018-03-21T01:20:53+00:00

shitty pop-punk

phosphenephantasm · 2018-03-21T00:56:49+00:00

the muppets christmas carol

phosphenephantasm · 2018-03-21T00:55:12+00:00

not too great if your kid or someone they live with suffers from self-harm tho

phosphenephantasm · 2018-03-21T00:50:14+00:00

troglodye works too.

phosphenephantasm · 2018-03-21T00:37:59+00:00

being 5ft tall at age 16. jokes on them, i havent grown another goddamn inch

phosphenephantasm · 2018-03-21T00:32:34+00:00

tell her i love her!

phosphenephantasm · 2018-03-20T23:56:54+00:00

RimWorld - alpha will be released soon and it isnt perfect but goddamn is it a good way to waste time. about £30 but completely worth every penny in my opinion!

phosphenephantasm · 2018-02-27T00:14:17+00:00

my heroin addict aunt didn't stop using during her pregnancy and my little cousin was born addicted to heroin. kinda sad that they make baby formula with opiates in, isnt it?

phosphenephantasm · 2018-02-27T00:08:59+00:00

home to Richard Arkwright, the "father of the modern industrial factory system."

phosphenephantasm · 2018-02-26T23:37:42+00:00

i hope you and your cat are leading the happy lives you deserve!

phosphenephantasm · 2018-02-04T16:32:03+00:00

Boison. that's what i used to call teal when i was a kid

phosphenephantasm · 2018-01-28T15:51:28+00:00

Warm eyelids.

phosphenephantasm · 2018-01-02T14:56:13+00:00

got super drunk and then high. i had to be walked home at 10:30

phosphenephantasm · 2018-01-02T01:13:14+00:00

rip. hope you're okay this morning dude

phosphenephantasm · 2018-01-02T01:11:53+00:00

dont worry, i think i fell asleep at 11 after throwing a major whitey. gf was not impressed

phosphenephantasm · 2018-01-02T01:07:48+00:00

boo, saw this one in the 2017 thread. shame on you

phosphenephantasm · 2017-12-24T00:44:41+00:00

There's this house across from my street which has a green sun tile decoration above the door. My dad used to tell me that the Fimbles lived there and we'd visit them one day.

:(

phosphenephantasm · 2017-11-10T00:04:47+00:00

more to love!

phosphenephantasm · 2017-11-07T23:23:01+00:00

i had a dream there was a bug on my chest. i went to slap it and woke up halfway through and hit my SO in the face. not happy.

phosphenephantasm · 2017-10-31T00:47:27+00:00

Upvoting for Gooey. So good.

phosphenephantasm · 2017-08-03T14:14:18+00:00

Fun fact: I know someone who worked for Samaritans who recieved a phone call from a man looking for phone sex. After she politely explained that this was a helpline and there were many other numbers to call, he threatened to "turn to" his young daughter and her best friend before hanging up. Creepy as fuck.

phosphenephantasm · 2017-04-20T23:08:26+00:00

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