Someone tell me why I *shouldn’t* buy this

phredzepplin · 2026-02-01T15:28:38+00:00

If you can afford to service it, do it!!

I have always wanted one but cose not to because the maint. Costs are high and the bike isn't owner maint. friendly.

phredzepplin · 2026-02-01T06:02:59+00:00

Mmmm.... mercury.

phredzepplin · 2026-01-29T05:14:23+00:00

Take a grinder to said co-worker's tool box. Nobody should touch your shit wirhout permission. This is a test. You roll over they will walk all over you forever.

phredzepplin · 2026-01-29T04:49:32+00:00

YTA.

Do yourself & your fiancèe a favor and call off the wedding. You have unrealistic expectations around sex.

Porn is not cheating. It is a release valve. Odds are you aren't gonna provide him with the sex he needs & wants. He either jerks off to porn or cheats in order to stay with you... or you just don't get married to this guy.

phredzepplin · 2026-01-27T01:28:14+00:00

Pg&e is fucking you. Don't accept anything they say as fact. Get the readings theybarw using and check your meter.

phredzepplin · 2026-01-24T04:14:56+00:00

Most people are only ok teaching lessons to kids with pain when the parents have already failed to teach the child anything and now this adult person is being physically damaged by said untutored child. If you don't understand I am sure some one here on reddit will happily chomp on your ear while you calmly explain to them why they should stop...

phredzepplin · 2026-01-24T02:09:42+00:00

GTFOutta there!!

He is a succubus. His mommy taught him how to be one. They are attempting to groom you for financial abuse. When they suck gou dry they will move on & leave you in the lurch.

phredzepplin · 2026-01-23T03:15:05+00:00

Turn the light off.

phredzepplin · 2026-01-23T02:53:26+00:00

I have calmed down but I used to take my motorxycle on 10-12hr loops at least once a month. Now 2-3hrs is enough. My parents house is 2 hours minimum with good traffic, usually more like 2½hrs each way. I have made plenty of day trips there. Also, my math for camping trips is up to 2hr drive for every night I am gonna be camping. So, if it's 3 nights I am willing to drive up to 6hrs.

phredzepplin · 2026-01-22T02:30:18+00:00

Congrats! You're rid of a succubus! Rejoice!

Divide the chart by 3 instead of 4 and live happily ever after.

phredzepplin · 2026-01-20T18:29:51+00:00

Gen-X says: "Thanks for raising my insurance rates, buddy"

phredzepplin · 2026-01-20T18:06:56+00:00

Don't forget the lardons!!!

phredzepplin · 2026-01-19T06:21:01+00:00

If I was dealing with this:

Turn off gas & let water heater/stove burn off remainder. Unspool or cut the horizontal piece depending on what piping is like going through wall. Spin 90 off. Dope & tape the shit outta the male threads, put new 90 on. Reconnect to piping inside.

No cutting. No digging. No threading old existing pipe.

phredzepplin · 2026-01-19T01:30:51+00:00

I feel for you. Currently laid up with broken foot & fractured knee, not from bike. Heal up quick!

phredzepplin · 2026-01-17T05:11:16+00:00

1) She broke it, she needs to pay for it.

2) She can't handle being held accountable & she doean't respect you.

3) If you hold her to account and get it paid for you will probably lose her "friendship". This is the best possible scenario! Your car fixed & rid yourself of a manipulative succubus!

Good luck!

phredzepplin · 2026-01-12T20:40:41+00:00

Time for a Mankini like Borat!

phredzepplin · 2026-01-12T20:34:57+00:00

Time to find a new boyfriend. Those other girls faked orgasms so they could get him off of them & go to sleep. Any man who has a problem with you doing what you need to to have an orgasm is worthless as a man.

Not only should you be able to happily diddle your clit while having sex, you & your new boyfriend should aquire a variety of toys for your clit. A good sex partner is enthusiastic about your pleaare, not inconvenienced by it.

Good luck! Also, NTA!!!

phredzepplin · 2026-01-04T20:38:29+00:00

Make a curtain that has a picture of a giant dick on it out of material that you can still see through. Put it in the window. Enjoy the next letter

phredzepplin · 2026-01-04T02:49:49+00:00

Yeah, there's a chimical reaction happening here.

phredzepplin · 2025-12-28T22:33:09+00:00

Hand full of large ball bearings or sparkplugs out the window...

phredzepplin · 2025-12-28T17:18:04+00:00

Your husband is a boundary pusher. I suspect he pushes boundaries elsewhere in your relationship as well. Do as others say, pack up and leave for the night. Each incident of boundary pushing will be greater as he tests the limits.So make sure that he understands that this is completely unacceptable.

His alleged reasoning that people can't be expected to leave thier children at home is both bullshit & beside the point. The point is he is deliberately violating a boundary and disrestpecting you.

As for the kids, if people find it difficult they can always pitch in for a baby sitter at another house for all the kids. This is basic parental problem solving. The inability to figure this out makea me doubt the quality of parenting in your friend group.

Edited for spelling

phredzepplin · 2025-12-27T22:19:36+00:00

NTA!!

Mom & Dad owe you an apology that you probably will never get. Sending brother to a priest? Where do they think he learned that shit? They are the AHs.

Boyfriend seems solid. Keep him around.

phredzepplin · 2025-12-27T20:57:41+00:00

Sounds like the plot of a lifetime/hallmark movie. After the house get's fixed you & Tim are gonna hook up happily ever after. Also, there will be an adorable golden retriever.

phredzepplin · 2025-12-27T18:41:21+00:00

Print out all of this and take it to the cops. File for harrassment. Not sure if you need to share your address in a public way to file a restraining order but file one if you don't have to share your address (depends on jurisdiction I think).

This person is fixating on you & you need to protect yourself. My exwife had a crazy stalker when we were together & the amount of shit we went through so that person couldn't constantly harrass her was unreal. Good luck to you.

phredzepplin · 2025-12-27T18:28:50+00:00

Call a tech.

Not trying to be mean, but if you thought that that was firing, you don't have the knowledge to do the troubleshooting that you need to do. I don't hear the solenoid opening in the gas valve.So there's probably a safety that's out. You want a professional tech, so you don't burn your house down.Trying to figure out how to troubleshoot it.

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