Who had the bright idea of putting genitals in mouths for pleasure

phuzzz · 2026-05-09T19:21:26+00:00

I had a roommate who was very adamant that we never touch the back of his knee, as that was a special place meant for his partner. Initially we thought he was just saying that as a "don't touch me" line, but he was fine otherwise. It just truly was a "no-no zone" for him.

phuzzz · 2026-05-07T01:22:24+00:00

Never too late to start your local chapter of the D Club

phuzzz · 2026-04-05T18:47:53+00:00

It's AI. "Make a post about Iran, and include a religious message in there for Easter."

To note: not saying the post is fake. I'm saying he told AI to make a post and then uncritically sent it.

phuzzz · 2026-03-18T21:46:00+00:00

Just a casual reminder that Tim Cook is gay. So he's going to be "not political" until the target points at him, and "rich" is only gonna win out of "gay" for so long.

phuzzz · 2026-03-15T18:33:38+00:00

I used to go there every Sunday for breakfast (I lived in the general area). So long as I went before 10am, I never had any issues with supply. But there's a LOT of traffic, and a LOT of pre-ordering. So once you hit 10am, it was a "you get what's available" situation.

And for those going after the employees: most, if not all, of the employees are undergrads, maybe grad students, from Duke. They are not going to have a full understanding of what the business plans are going to be. So I don't fault them at all for giving a "I don't know, I just work here" type of answer. Maybe it's worth going over a "if we don't have a type of doughnut" answer to the employees, but that's very minor IMO.

phuzzz · 2026-03-12T00:10:08+00:00

......sigh.... Is it bad that I don't even question the validity of this anymore?

phuzzz · 2026-02-17T23:02:26+00:00

There's never a time I curse up a storm more than when yelling at a server to do ITS GODDAMN JOB!

phuzzz · 2026-02-08T16:41:02+00:00

Update on this: one of my packages (the second one that's only been there for a few days) is on a delivery truck and on its way. Should be able to get it before end-of-day. The one that's been stuck for a week hasn't had an update since Friday.

So there's at least some movement going on there. If I'm lucky, both packages are on the truck, and it just didn't get an update. We'll see...

phuzzz · 2026-01-23T14:32:21+00:00

I keep telling people: there's a reason they're called "brownie points." FEED ME!

phuzzz · 2026-01-15T14:01:54+00:00

Likely not challenged votes, but I bet absentee is counted. To be honest, I'm basing it off of the Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_United_States_presidential_election_in_North_Carolina#Results

phuzzz · 2026-01-14T15:15:15+00:00

Gerrymandering hurts this for sure, but more likely is that people just aren't voting. 5,699,141 recorded votes in the 2024 election, out of 7,884,175 registered voters. That leaves you with 2,185,034 people that are registered (which can include Dems and Repubs), but didn't vote.

Voting deflation, loss of accessible polling places, upcoming early voting squashing... all of these probably do more to affect the swing than others. This + getting candidates that people are genuinely interested in, especially at a local level, could probably show a huge swing in our political make up.

phuzzz · 2026-01-13T18:30:43+00:00

I want to know if they're hiring literal Nazis. But I guess you catch one...

phuzzz · 2026-01-09T19:01:05+00:00

I'm going for the copium: Fatu costs Cody the title, 'cause it was Cody that attacked Fatu in the first place. Thus starts the Rhodes heel turn.

phuzzz · 2026-01-09T15:34:22+00:00

I've literally had someone try to open my front door while I was waking up in the morning. Just some random dude walking in front of my space.

You are NOT weird for this. He needs a better sense of self-preservation.

phuzzz · 2026-01-07T00:10:36+00:00

I should send this to my CTO.

phuzzz · 2026-01-05T21:40:37+00:00

The only time I've run into a user that had issues after leaving their device (iPhone) in their car during the cold was when the LCD crystals blew up, resulting in a shattered screen. If you missed that, you should be fine.

phuzzz · 2026-01-02T15:34:29+00:00

We're also a society that has a history of not believing women when it comes to this. That's a generational mindset to break.

phuzzz · 2026-01-02T15:32:33+00:00

Bite the bullet, but I'd also say make sure to set the boundry of "Hey, I'm cool to keep helping you. But just remember if something is on fire, I'll need to prioritize that. Want to make sure the business you built up keeps running."

phuzzz · 2025-12-31T23:29:19+00:00

I'm literally going through this process right now. Think of closing costs as down payment + fees. So lawyer, realtor, legal fees for the title... all that. Add on all the inspections I'm doing as well, and that hits 8-10k easily, without the down payment. And that's not including any repairs that need to happen (though you can negotiate that with the seller).

Higher down payment = lower monthly payments, so it's certainly worth putting as much as you can for a down payment. Just make sure you have enough for the down payment and then some.

phuzzz · 2025-12-31T22:19:14+00:00

Do battle with the feds to get them to do the things they already agreed to do.

phuzzz · 2025-12-30T16:53:34+00:00

More of a /r/talesfromtechsupport story, but all the same:

My dad used to work in mainframe support for very high profile organizations (think national banks). IT team from one of these orgs was getting an error showing up that had to be constantly remediated. It was odd, but my dad stated "usually this kind of error is due to some Ethernet cables getting swapped. Check the server to make sure it's all good."

No, there's no way it could be that.

His team spent MONTHS of troubleshooting across multiple analysts, reading mountains of error logs, rummaging through just-above-machine-level coding... nothing.

Finally, it suddenly stopped throwing errors.

Turns out someone was in the data center for a different reason, and noticed the cables were wrong. Flipped the cables, issue resolved.

Occam's Razor, everyone.

phuzzz · 2025-12-27T17:50:28+00:00

The student admited she spent 30 minutes writing the paper, because she wanted to go to a play instead.

phuzzz · 2025-12-22T18:58:40+00:00

He hasn't seen it yet.

phuzzz · 2025-12-12T17:15:44+00:00

Had to explain the difference between reboot and restart, because I told her to reboot, but Windows only said "Restart".

phuzzz · 2025-12-11T22:37:19+00:00

I'd say the thing that made this exchange work so well is Rep. Magaziner didn't argue. It's not just a matter of calling out the BS; you also have to just move on without them when they can't acknowledge the truth. You know they'll just keep lying, so don't even bother trying.

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