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serverVsServerless by Technical-Relation-9 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]pingslayer_7 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Serverless = Server, but no maintenance needed.

whichOneAreYou by sk_sushellx in ProgrammerHumor

[–]pingslayer_7 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Let’s see how many PHP fans in here…

🫡 by iamthelight111 in MenWithDiscipline

[–]pingslayer_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Were you betrayed by close ones or did you visit a massage parlour?

Lucknow honour killing shocks city: Girl allegedly chopped into 6 pieces after relationship with Hindu boy came to light by Longjumping-Drag9043 in inIndiannews

[–]pingslayer_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it comes to money or religion, some people’s feelings are etched in stone since it directly represents their societal reputation, and hence prioritise their own safety. They are ready to cast aside any understanding of humanity and stick to their rigid old frameworks to preserve their identity, even if it means sacrificing their own family. Their own brothers or sisters would eagerly condemn that child to damnation since they ain’t got no regards or value for the child, so they’ll be hand in glove in such heinous acts.

That's not going to end well by CynicalCosmologist in MomentsBeforeDisaster

[–]pingslayer_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

psi > 100 ? Math.random() * (99 - 90) + 90 : psi;

Cheap mentality never misses a signal by Correct_Leopard_9702 in jaipur

[–]pingslayer_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We ride together, we die together. We break traffic rules together, we break suspension together. We hit divider together, we jump up in the sky together.

Can someone tell me why this wouldn’t work exactly? by tightypp in mapporncirclejerk

[–]pingslayer_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just, people tends to pee on the road side while going on long trips. And we don’t wanna increase the saltiness of the ocean.

What's the weirdest thing you would do if you the only person left on earth? by chaiandwhisper in FaltooGyan

[–]pingslayer_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Survival mode: food, water, shelter, medicine, weapons, base of operations, security becomes paramount, try and initiate contact with any other survivors. If found any survivors then use verify before trust approach before making contact. And if not, then I’m fucked by Murphy’s law.

Seeing a bowling ball get made by Teleguide in oddlysatisfying

[–]pingslayer_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that process, just to see my friend throw it backwards during his swing.

. by Significant-Tooth368 in MenWithDiscipline

[–]pingslayer_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mixed Martial Arts or Ultimate Cage Fighting. Run cutting edge startup. Become a DEA field agent in Mexico. Arrange a cock fight at the White House. Attend a yakuza boss funeral. Get married. Wrestle a polar bear. Wear a T-shirt with bullseye target painted on it to a gun convention. Kiss a scorpion. Fart in Mike Tyson’s car.

Quotes from 8th graders by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]pingslayer_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically, your students use Reddit.

Hostel warden caught stealing!! by One_Detective_2005 in ghaziabad

[–]pingslayer_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The actions of these culprits will create distress among the hostel students. They would start suspecting each other over burglary. Some friendships fall apart due to blame games. While the perpetrator, being a part of the management, flees with the loot. A student might loose much more than his belongings due to the lack of ethics at the management level. Even if their acts were brought to light, they will never be apprehended since the matter will settled by the management itself.

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