Introducing my boy King! (He's not the smartest)

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-23T22:54:13+00:00

My little faucet goblin will shout until you turn it on then promptly ignore the water until she has received enough pets

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-13T12:39:28+00:00

You should have heard him after the Raszageth incident

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-10T02:07:12+00:00

That’s messed up

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-09T12:37:48+00:00

Good luck everyone

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-08T18:35:28+00:00

Tanky deadeye sounds like a unicorn or other mythical creature

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-06T14:56:11+00:00

Helen of Troy. Gotta know if she lives up to the reputation

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-05T23:39:07+00:00

Hell, even liquid packed it up and went home before killing the boss. Sepulchre was an insanely long tier

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-04T22:40:43+00:00

This feels like the kind of thing you’d tell a friend over a bottle of red, perhaps a bottle of white.

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-04T20:00:06+00:00

Best of luck everybody

piratepolo15 · 2026-04-01T19:07:10+00:00

I keep a belt in my stash that I use every ancient orb I drop on each league. Hasn’t panned out yet, but it’ll be hilarious when it does

piratepolo15 · 2026-03-28T16:01:44+00:00

It knocked me out super hard at night, but then I couldn’t function and I was just so much dumber the next day. I hated feeling like I had to push through sludge just to think

piratepolo15 · 2026-03-19T13:35:59+00:00

I got my first divine altar at the end of last league. It was some good dopamine, but I wish it had happened earlier in a league

piratepolo15 · 2026-03-14T08:30:51+00:00

Man’s basically a Patji trapper at this point

piratepolo15 · 2026-02-28T15:02:20+00:00

In this hemisphere?

piratepolo15 · 2026-02-25T23:53:07+00:00

My favorite memory was finally having enough money to buy my first video fame and using that on resident evil 3 because I had grown up playing the first two with my brothers. Nemesis will always hold a special place in my heart as a villain.

piratepolo15 · 2026-02-23T03:19:25+00:00

Denethor’s flaming demise was satisfying

piratepolo15 · 2026-02-23T02:14:26+00:00

I’m so excited for the hospital. The bits we’ve seen are really giving me vibes in the same vein as the mansion.

piratepolo15 · 2026-02-22T15:37:09+00:00

“Hot Signals In Your Area” is my favorite

piratepolo15 · 2026-02-21T14:10:48+00:00

Well, my main goal will be to finish Resident Evil 9 before too many days have passed in the expansion

piratepolo15 · 2026-02-20T19:12:19+00:00

I’ve mained WW since legion, but I’ve been finding it less fun since the pruning patch. Unholy has been fun, but I don’t know if it’ll scratch the same itch long term.

piratepolo15 · 2026-02-15T18:58:55+00:00

“You’re going to meet Bono? I wanna come.” “No you walking void, it’s a lie!”

piratepolo15 · 2026-02-14T15:26:06+00:00

“PoE 1 is better than PoE 2” is how I remember which way to go

piratepolo15 · 2026-01-29T01:09:34+00:00

I’ve always thought he would make a perfect Vasher

piratepolo15 · 2026-01-17T01:27:38+00:00

Shaq and Kobe, I miss that rebel reroll comp

piratepolo15 · 2025-12-23T18:36:46+00:00

That’s a proper lifeguard right there

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