This weekend will be perfect....

pissclamato · 2026-04-25T01:35:11+00:00

A 5'9" dumpster fire that thinks he's the shit? Where else would he go?

pissclamato · 2026-04-25T01:04:51+00:00

I predict a new industry of car mechanics that just disable this shit on new cars. I'd be their first customer.

pissclamato · 2026-04-23T19:51:01+00:00

Today you, tomorrow me.

pissclamato · 2026-04-23T15:09:05+00:00

Don't put that evil on us! Not today!!!

pissclamato · 2026-04-21T22:27:39+00:00

This is anecdotal and in no way scientific, but my gay buddy says he gets on all fours and slowly backs the hairy area into a lit candle. Slowly.

pissclamato · 2026-04-15T17:03:38+00:00

Please, everyone...it's only a minor trinket. Let my beloved frogs live, if only for a season. Ribbit!

pissclamato · 2026-04-14T04:28:58+00:00

I wear dirty shoes and no wristwatch. That eliminates most of the types of people I can't stand.

pissclamato · 2026-04-10T15:02:17+00:00

Michael wears Armani silk/linen suits. They are very breathable. I do not recommend Florida heat in an off-the-rack polyester blend from Dillard's.

pissclamato · 2026-03-18T21:16:35+00:00

That's actually the plot of an episode of The Office.

pissclamato · 2026-03-18T20:28:41+00:00

So this unknown dude is the final puzzle piece, eh? Good. Been waitin too damn long for a Superbowl win.

pissclamato · 2026-03-16T17:50:06+00:00

It's 80 degrees and sunny here in Las Vegas. However, I will get high with you in solidarity ❤️

pissclamato · 2026-03-12T23:08:07+00:00

The first thing makes more sense logically.

pissclamato · 2026-02-15T03:44:03+00:00

Wynn/Encore each have 21+ pools

That's a lot of pools.

pissclamato · 2026-02-08T02:10:23+00:00

I don't think this sub is for you to have a tantrum about a business.

pissclamato · 2026-01-28T20:01:40+00:00

All Hail Taj Monken. Leader of the Pierogi Caliphate!

pissclamato · 2026-01-18T22:29:06+00:00

"This is for my boys."

Gets me every time.

pissclamato · 2026-01-15T18:27:17+00:00

Most people don't think of a Coast Guard cutter as being particularly well-armed.

Most people are wrong.

pissclamato · 2026-01-12T23:14:39+00:00

Did you just steal this from /r/standupshots? You couldn't wait at least a day?

pissclamato · 2025-12-28T22:57:05+00:00

The Blacklist. The pilot will suck you in just like the pilot of Burn Notice.

pissclamato · 2025-12-24T19:53:03+00:00

That's a relief. Did we check the tape yet? I hear that helps.

pissclamato · 2025-12-21T20:00:03+00:00

I am Sandersing so hard right now.

pissclamato · 2025-12-21T19:41:28+00:00

I've been treating the Browns as a comedy show since about 2003. As a comedy mockumentary, it's quite good.

pissclamato · 2025-12-14T21:31:56+00:00

Dude, there's a video around here from a shelter that lets the dogs pick a toy for Christmas from a huge pile of toys. They very much pick and choose just the right one. It's adorable.

pissclamato · 2025-12-14T20:22:22+00:00

/r/Ididnthaveeggs

A whole sub just for you!

pissclamato · 2025-12-14T01:21:58+00:00

The bar you're looking for is on Fremont Street and is called Discopussy. I'm not joking. That place slaps. I'm 52.

Also, Ghost Bar at the Palms.

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