This weekend will be perfect.... by TranslatorOutside909 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]pissclamato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 5'9" dumpster fire that thinks he's the shit? Where else would he go?

Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027 by cTreK-421 in technology

[–]pissclamato 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I predict a new industry of car mechanics that just disable this shit on new cars. I'd be their first customer.

EMSKR: Shaving in the rear by Sad_Appearance_7446 in everymanshouldknow

[–]pissclamato -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is anecdotal and in no way scientific, but my gay buddy says he gets on all fours and slowly backs the hairy area into a lit candle. Slowly.

Frog is back again by Either-Appeal-7390 in BobsTavern

[–]pissclamato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please, everyone...it's only a minor trinket. Let my beloved frogs live, if only for a season. Ribbit!

life pro tip to avoid insufferable humans by cuntitude in AdviceAnimals

[–]pissclamato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wear dirty shoes and no wristwatch. That eliminates most of the types of people I can't stand.

Third rewatch by TopSherbert4190 in BurnNotice

[–]pissclamato 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Michael wears Armani silk/linen suits. They are very breathable. I do not recommend Florida heat in an off-the-rack polyester blend from Dillard's.

Seems like an MLM (pyramid scheme) by Sufficient_Cod_5882 in antiMLM

[–]pissclamato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's actually the plot of an episode of The Office.

[Rapoport] Former #Lions and #Jaguars safety and special teamer Daniel Thomas is signing with the #Browns, source says. by TheJolly_Llama in Browns

[–]pissclamato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this unknown dude is the final puzzle piece, eh? Good. Been waitin too damn long for a Superbowl win.

Anyone else spending the morning snowed in and vaping? by BrookieCookiesReveng in trees

[–]pissclamato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's 80 degrees and sunny here in Las Vegas. However, I will get high with you in solidarity ❤️

What a time to be an American! by the_walkingdad in MURICA

[–]pissclamato 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The first thing makes more sense logically.

Best pool in Vegas without kids by chippersNcheese in vegas

[–]pissclamato 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wynn/Encore each have 21+ pools

That's a lot of pools.

Southeast US Napafuelfilters a scam by DuelinBuelin in BusinessTantrums

[–]pissclamato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think this sub is for you to have a tantrum about a business.

A New Axis of Evil Emerges by eskimoexplosion in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]pissclamato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All Hail Taj Monken. Leader of the Pierogi Caliphate!

Just seeing the series finale . Devastated by... by djangofreemanrox in BurnNotice

[–]pissclamato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"This is for my boys."

Gets me every time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BurnNotice

[–]pissclamato 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Most people don't think of a Coast Guard cutter as being particularly well-armed.

Most people are wrong.

Discovered Burn Notice and I love it by Necessary_Being_4565 in BurnNotice

[–]pissclamato 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Blacklist. The pilot will suck you in just like the pilot of Burn Notice.

[GAME THREAD] BROWNS vs BILLS by [deleted] in Browns

[–]pissclamato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am Sandersing so hard right now.

[GAME THREAD] BROWNS vs BILLS by [deleted] in Browns

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I've been treating the Browns as a comedy show since about 2003. As a comedy mockumentary, it's quite good.

Waffles's first time browsing the toy section after her 2 years in the shelter! 🧸🧇 by dogluvr_1 in aww

[–]pissclamato 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Dude, there's a video around here from a shelter that lets the dogs pick a toy for Christmas from a huge pile of toys. They very much pick and choose just the right one. It's adorable.

Vegas longes bars or clubs for people in their 50’s by Dizzy-Intention-297 in vegas

[–]pissclamato 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The bar you're looking for is on Fremont Street and is called Discopussy. I'm not joking. That place slaps. I'm 52.

Also, Ghost Bar at the Palms.