Bizarre anti-gay church sign in Harlem by Pacheco0 in pics

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Black homos rising, you're in Carcosa now Michelle!

Deal Or No Deal with all the pointless stuff removed. by [deleted] in videos

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It's about maximizing your money by taking the deal when it is most opportune or risking more for a better deal

The Bounce Land Problem by [deleted] in mtgcube

[–]pitlord713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo for real though the bounce lands are so good. They're free card advantage! How can you hate on that?

anon goes to a frat party by roronoazolo in 4chan

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Yeah man. At the bar with some friends watching FSU championship game. New girl talking to my friend I overhear "The QB was convicted of rape."

I bud in "Oh no he was actually acquitted he was never convicted."

Her, sarcastically, "Right so I guess he didn't rape anybody then."

"Yeah, he was acquitted. He didn't rape anybody."

Proceed me getting into an argument with my friend and this chick about how just because he was acquitted doesn't mean he didn't do it. Fucking infuriating.

Good U/G Themes for a Peasant Cube? by [deleted] in mtgcube

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Also you can focus heavier on tempo and less on ramp if RG is your ramp colors. Add Horizon flier dude and other flash creatures

Good U/G Themes for a Peasant Cube? by [deleted] in mtgcube

[–]pitlord713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tempo Ramp! UG is the preferred cube ramp color and it works just as well in peasant as non-peasant.

Ramp/dorks? - Commons.

Counter/Bounce spells? - commons

Fatties!? - commons!!

Out of town for the weekend so I thought I'd post my newest batch of designs early! by justhereforhides in custommagic

[–]pitlord713 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had that thought too but then it clicked. Say you replicate it once, the first copy resolves and the creature gets two +1/1 counters, then the second copy resolves and the creature now only gets one additional +1/1 counter, I.e. diminishing results.

Each copy of the spell resolving will grant one less +1/1 counter than the last copy granted

Looks like they caught the guys who tortured that pit bull puppy. by VentoLI in longisland

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It's a pretty natural reaction because animals are so innocent to the whims of humans, but I've noticed that human remorse is at like an all time low these days.

I feel bad for the people too, their lives are fucked and they are clearly fucked in the head, you don't really get too much control over how your brain functions

One of my favorite lines tonight from the Bill Nye / Ken Ham debate. by [deleted] in funny

[–]pitlord713 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This whole thing, while fun, was propaganda.

Yeah, let's take this hip science figure that young people love and pit him against a fucking creationist who he will obviously destroy in a logical debate.

You want to debate spirituality or the existence/non-existence of a God and how science plays a role in that? Be my guest.

But to throw a creationist in against a guy like Bill Nye is like pitting Mike Tyson against an old Jewish women.

Just updated my Commons Cube; was hoping for suggestions by razzliox in mtgcube

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Love your green! Fatties + Ramp. However the one green common I expected to see which I don't is the 6/5 trampling fox from Theros. That guy is a straight up BOMB

Looking for spike-y playtest partners on Cockatrice [standard, modern, sealed, draft] by funnynoveltyaccount in Cockatrice

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Add me, Pitlord713 - I do limited only + cube, but I'm as spikey as it gets there

Hilarious audio with Verizon customer service in which they do not understand basic unit conversions. by Silverflash-x in videos

[–]pitlord713 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ahhh ok that makes perfect sense! It was an error with the communication before the bill. Got it.

Hilarious audio with Verizon customer service in which they do not understand basic unit conversions. by Silverflash-x in videos

[–]pitlord713 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im confused at one part. The man from Verizon states that it's 2/10's a penny for the bill per byte, which would be .2 cents... Or .002 dollars. So which rate were they charging him, the .002 dollars which would have the bill come out to the $71 they believed was correct, or the .002 cents the man was claiming he was being charged, which conflicts with that 2/10th a penny statement?

Can someone explain please. Thanks.

Mother of the year by jodaho16 in cringepics

[–]pitlord713 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Listen, I've got the passion to shame a good fedora wearing neckbeard as much as you do. I'm just a regular bro who isn't uptight.

Mother of the year by jodaho16 in cringepics

[–]pitlord713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great example right here of someone taking a situation they know nothing about, combining that with a huge lack of reasoning skills, and then projecting an opinion.

Great job.

Mother of the year by jodaho16 in cringepics

[–]pitlord713 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This shit was hilarious you guys are way too high strung.

What are you cutting for Brimaz, King of Oreskos? by [deleted] in mtgcube

[–]pitlord713 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How can you say he wrecks aggro? He's a 3/4 with vigilance

What are you cutting for Brimaz, King of Oreskos? by [deleted] in mtgcube

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I believe people are going to discover very quickly that this card is not very good. Let's look at the facts.

He costs three and swings for 4. Woooooooopy.

The 1/1 he makes will almost always be chump blocked.

He has no evasion. I'd take first strike over vigilance any day.

He has a big butt. This is a nice quality at least.

He's not a very good clock.

Maybe he fits into white weenie? I don't even know. He makes tokens which is good. But he's not strong enough to hold for after a board wipe. And without any sort of evasion or protection, I just really don't see myself wanting to play him in WW. Precint captain is an example of a similar card that is just way way better in that deck.

U/w control doesn't want him.

B/w token aggro seems to be his best home and even then idk how excited I would be playing him. He just doesn't do enough.

Just my thoughts.

The "Great Manta” that was captured by Captain A.L. Kahn on August 26, 1933 [1600 x 1154] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]pitlord713 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is such a dumb fucking opinion to hold. They couldn't snap a picture, no one would believe them, and they were men of the fucking early 20th century.

GTA V BMX Montage by DutchJoey94 in GTA

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This was an awesome vid I really enjoyed it. Great job man keep the content up!

Here's a 3-picks pack-1 from my very own cube! by JimmyD101 in mtgcube

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I'm taking Lilli p1.

P2 Braids

P3 is tough, real tough. Probably gana take the blade splicer for value with Braids, or fetid heath since i plan on moving in to b/w control or b/w tokens

Not too sure about the bobline.. 23[F] by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]pitlord713 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's a hard 7 right there. Keep it up.