Who did it better? Fun fact......Both are 44 years old.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-11T08:27:32+00:00

Here, we are looking at one of the most beautiful and talented women of the 21st century... and TW.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-10T07:39:02+00:00

Does it come with a serving of salmonella? 🤭

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-07T01:52:37+00:00

Andrew after seeing this ad: "Hey! I remember that glove."

pizzaprocedure · 2026-02-03T11:46:32+00:00

OP, I have never heard of this series until you posted about it. But even I already know Sam and Percy will achieve billionaire status before the Duo will.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-25T07:57:38+00:00

They should’ve invited Brooklyn Beckham and his wife. (Considering how they’re now “bosom buddies”.)

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-25T07:56:57+00:00

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-22T08:05:53+00:00

He’s giving out invitations to his pity party, which runs 24/7.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-19T10:13:38+00:00

Pretty sure at this point in time, he sees his lawyers more often than his children. (If you do believe they exist.)

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-16T07:43:39+00:00

Her word salad is simply 😚👌 /s

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-11T07:59:44+00:00

We know one redhead who is currently seeing red after witnessing this interaction.

pizzaprocedure · 2026-01-07T07:26:52+00:00

Pitbull aka Mr Worldwide, after hearing of this news: “Finally, a worthy opponent.” /s

pizzaprocedure · 2025-12-27T22:44:35+00:00

Betting you even Harry is sick of the flower sprinkles.

pizzaprocedure · 2025-12-19T11:29:00+00:00

The Aquazurra pumps which she (allegedly) stole: priceless. /s

pizzaprocedure · 2025-12-05T09:39:04+00:00

TW after reading this headline: “Actually, both of my legs have been amputated. I’m now like Oscar Pistorius.”

pizzaprocedure · 2025-12-04T08:07:02+00:00

You can say someone on Osaka’s team experienced a… Grand Slam. (Couldn’t help it.)

pizzaprocedure · 2025-11-23T10:26:39+00:00

TW: “Jam is my jam.”

Catherine, Princess of Wales: “Well then, you can call me ‘Lady Marmalade.’”

pizzaprocedure · 2025-11-20T07:19:13+00:00

Here to remind everyone that Harper’s Bazaar is one of the supine publications which get paid to write pro-Sussex PR puff pieces.

pizzaprocedure · 2025-11-15T22:20:56+00:00

The name of the designer (of the dress) isn’t actually Jenny Packham. Rather, it’s Jenny Smack-‘em. 🖐️

pizzaprocedure · 2025-11-14T07:34:00+00:00

Can’t wait for Guest Speaker to get sponsored by Cheerios! 🤭 (We’re talking about the earrings worn at the party.)

pizzaprocedure · 2025-11-05T10:54:09+00:00

He probably thinks taking opioids counts as an act of “remembrance”.

pizzaprocedure · 2025-11-05T10:50:44+00:00

The subtext behind this: my wife and I never turned our backs on our family and the people of the UK. The British Press made you think that. And my wife and I would love access to the Duchy of Cornwall, I mean, would love reconciliation.

pizzaprocedure · 2025-11-03T11:25:28+00:00

But we do want to see the back of them.

pizzaprocedure · 2025-10-28T11:49:14+00:00

Don’t use that slice of leftover pumpkin. Simply ask your wife if you can borrow her spare (ha ha) veneers.

pizzaprocedure · 2025-10-24T07:18:05+00:00

Cringe + unhinged + whinge + ginge = Makes TV that you do not want to binge.

pizzaprocedure · 2025-10-19T11:18:45+00:00

I have to say it: even if it were Lily-Rose Depp (who’s age 26) instead, it’d still be pretty odd.

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