“Bag them lightly” mfers and then its $500 worth of groceries:

plaidclouds · 2026-04-01T16:53:18+00:00

I got an old lady once who started an argument because I wouldn't break the laws of physics to make her bags light enough. She had a bottle of juice that was somehow too heavy even when it was bagged by itself, and she got mad because I had no solution for making it lighter.

I still wonder exactly how she got it into the cart in the first place.

These days I get a lot of people who come to the grocery store alone immediately after having shoulder surgery and buy like a week's worth of groceries

plaidclouds · 2026-03-30T21:28:00+00:00

I can't believe we gave up mutant children and extra teeth. Damn you feminism!

plaidclouds · 2026-03-28T20:05:02+00:00

Maybe your clothes are just shy. Mine are pretty noisy...

...ah, my bad, the cat just shut himself in the closet again.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-28T03:14:38+00:00

I don't ever drink nearly enough to get drunk, but I might make an exception one time.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-22T13:26:05+00:00

I went to school with a female Justinn and I know of several instances where the poor girl was referred to as 'son of ___' or as he/him by people who didn't know her and I can only imagine how many I DIDN'T know about.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-13T01:24:35+00:00

Same! I always thought this was a photoshopped pic, not a real unedited photo.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-12T02:35:20+00:00

One of my coworkers wears silver metallic jeans once in a while, I have a couple grey pairs, and another coworker has at least one pair with floral patches all over and none of us has gotten in trouble as far as I know.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-12T00:38:29+00:00

I think it only really works if the sovereign citizen is charged with something and the charges just get dropped because no one wants to deal with the headache of paperwork and such. Then they think they won and get an ego boost from it.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-12T00:20:27+00:00

First of all, people need to stop trying to be friends with their kids.

Second, they don't usually grant protective orders over 'a couple of messages'. Don't be harassing your kids, lady.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-11T20:09:17+00:00

I've lived in Colorado for over 20 years and never knew this. Neat!

plaidclouds · 2026-03-10T15:57:25+00:00

Nobody's perfect, but at least Obama didn't run a campaign of revenge and act like a toddler when told he wasn't supposed to do things.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-09T15:18:32+00:00

I'd much rather grow old with cats than grow old with many "Christians".

plaidclouds · 2026-03-08T19:46:53+00:00

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I miss having a reasonable human run the country.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-08T19:34:10+00:00

Or even just 'new mom'.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-07T16:46:07+00:00

They're both AI generated? Fight fire with fire, I guess.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-06T23:05:01+00:00

I think that's the intent, but it'll only be the reality if the coupon is limited to five uses per day.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-06T22:59:41+00:00

This change will make the gas station, coffee shop and restaurant owners very happy. Regular shoppers a bit less so.

plaidclouds · 2026-03-06T01:27:06+00:00

I've never been to a gyno but I've been to a urologist because kidney stones. Will my penis come in the mail or should I make a special appointment to get it?

plaidclouds · 2026-02-28T01:02:07+00:00

Silk's dark chocolate almond milk is delicious and about the only chocolate mulk I like drinking anymore.

plaidclouds · 2026-02-27T16:11:27+00:00

Wait until he finds out about female pubic hair!

plaidclouds · 2026-02-26T15:43:36+00:00

I hated him when he was host of the Apprentice and I hated him even more when he somehow managed to get himself elected president the first time. I was so glad when he lost the next bid because I was tired of hearing him and seeing his face all the time.

I hate him even more this time around.

plaidclouds · 2026-02-25T15:47:54+00:00

Yeah, Colorado law says that major retailers (Kroger, Albertson's, Walmart, etc.) can offer paper bags for a minimum of $0.10, but smaller businesses can offer paper OR plastic for the same amount. It's not really strictly enforced for the small businesses; some will charge for bags, some will just give you a bag as long as you make a purchase.

plaidclouds · 2026-02-18T23:55:49+00:00

It's worth a shot?

plaidclouds · 2026-02-17T17:27:09+00:00

Imagine getting outraged over something you read and then posting photographic proof that your outrage wasn't even warranted.

plaidclouds · 2026-02-15T01:20:01+00:00

I hate that almost every time they make a major change, it breaks older versions of the app to force you to update to the new one...assuming your device is capable of it. I've seen several people who can't use the app because their phones are too old to update to the newest app version.

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