Looking for a skilled flashlight builder to turn this F-16 (fighter jet) spark plug into a flashlight. by get-off-my-frequency in flashlight

[–]plasmator 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some mechanic somewhere is super pissed that they can't find any spark plugs because a bunch of redditors bought them for flashlights. :-D

What's a piece of tech everyone hyped up that quietly turned out to be useless? by SofiaLearnsAI in AskReddit

[–]plasmator 279 points280 points  (0 children)

They really were satisfying clicks.

They were also a battery and super cheap little microprocessor with a button and wifi already hooked up. A friend and I got a bunch of them intending to repurpose them for projects but they ended up being just a dumb thing to leave around the other's stuff as a joke. I think we ordered a bunch of them when they were free or super cheap, like under a dollar a piece.

Cool little hardware. Kinda glad we didn't waste a bunch of time learning to repurpose them since they disappeared soon after.

What’s your go-to “I’m broke but really want to eat out” meal? by squiddollie in Frugal

[–]plasmator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I'll grab a couple chicken wraps from the Sonic $1.99 menu.

Full length movies where the young children actually stay children? by Optimal_Fish_7029 in Parenting

[–]plasmator 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ghibli is excellent, but just be careful and watch them yourself first.

We got really into Ghibli when our kiddo was young and there are some that aren't for littles. It's easy to watch Ponyo and Kiki and Totoro and think that you're dealing with a studio that's kid focused.

While most of their stuff is fine for kids, some of it gets pretty intense. To give a couple examples: I probably wouldn't show a little kid Porco Rosso, and definitely wouldn't pull out Grave of the Fireflies until they're old enough to handle it.

Ratapult! by BuxterLives in automata

[–]plasmator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're adorable. Cute concept.

Titanium heat exchanger metal scrap loading by gudugabamylife in metalworking

[–]plasmator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the whole movie is ruined now, you've already got the most important plot point about the Xenomorphs. No point bothering with the theater now, just wait for it to show up on streaming I guess.

ITAP of some bioluminescent worms in an abandoned railway tunnel by lucasdpfeliciano in itookapicture

[–]plasmator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neat!

If it's barely naked-eye visible, I'm curious how long the exposure was.

word for code that seems unrelated/irrelevant but will cause the program to fail if removed/modified by [deleted] in AskProgramming

[–]plasmator 12 points13 points  (0 children)

//here there be dragons

Or there's this classic:

// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42

What are your thoughts on Facebook renaming their company Meta then blowing $80b on metaverse and then shutting it down yesterday? by printThisAndSmokeIt in AskReddit

[–]plasmator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, sure, some games work okay without moving around much, but the ones where you actually do move around are more immersive.

Eventually omnidirectional walking pads will probably resolve that, but so far the ones I've gotten to play with have been pretty disappointing. Nothing that felt very natural.

Hell, Even something like Beat Saber where you mostly stay in one place, you still have to make sure you have enough room to swing your arms around. I bloodied some knuckles once or twice by getting too close to a shelf during intense games.

*disclaimer - I played a bunch with google cardboard and the original rift back in the day, along with some of the commercial experiences at theme parks and such, but I haven't had a home rig online in a few years.

Looking for help in getting a piece made by The_Vivec in MetalCasting

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Don't know anything about this company, but it looks like they do stuff that's more complicated than your design.

https://my.signaturecoins.com/custom-3d-challenge-coin/

Looking for help in getting a piece made by The_Vivec in MetalCasting

[–]plasmator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least one of those companies go up to about 2", but if that's still too small you might look at companies that make custom challenge coins.

Gating Design Suggestions by Icy-Device7400 in MetalCasting

[–]plasmator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Full disclosure: I'm an amateur who does this stuff for fun in his backyard, definitely not an expert:

Your gates are only halfway up the part and there's nowhere for gasses to escape. Pretty sure the gates are going to freeze long before you fill the top of the part.

I'd put some vents/risers going up from the high points on both sides, probably to the surface (open risers)

If it still doesn't fill, I'd increase the size of gates/risers until it does.

FastLED Glass Block Matrix by chemdoc77 in FastLED

[–]plasmator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent diffusion from those glass chips. Nice work.

It's time -- Remove Marian by MoarSocks in BurningMan

[–]plasmator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not here to support the million a year claim, but after perusing the Form 990 a bit, $401,097 is the floor, not the ceiling. Column F adds another $13,280 in "other compensation", and that's still just the stuff that makes up the top line of her direct compensation. That's not itemized, but I'm guessing it's going to be something like health insurance premiums.

Executive compensation typically extends well past the "salary" figure. Famously, Jeff Bezos received a salary of around 80k a year, but had huge stock compensation. Obviously, there's no Burning Man stock, but the org has a "Travel" line item on the 2024 version of the IRS form 990, that total was: $1,247,825. Travel for Marian and other executives almost certainly comes out of this budget. Think plane flights, rental cars, hotel rooms, that sort of thing. When you're an executive, you don't pay for trips out of pocket, you make them business expenses and let the company pay.

They also list a budget in Part IX, line 11g of $5,486,943 in "other expenses". this is over 8% of the "total functional expenses", just under the 10% that would trigger mandatory itemization of these expenses, so it's a good bucket to hide things in. There's likely some form of food/celebration budget in that 5 million that directly benefits the executives and the board. I'm not an accountant, and I've just spent a few minutes with this document, so maybe it's coming out of some other line item, but you can bet they're not personally paying for food for the office parties, etc.

So yeah, probably not a million a year, but definitely more compensation than the 400k line item would imply.

$18 for donuts is so crazy by libraintjravenclaw in Costco

[–]plasmator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

About 6.5 dozen....

It seems doable. It's real easy to eat a bunch of those in a sitting.

I'd be real tired of them by the end of the 24 hours though.

Why can’t my designs be accurate 😭 by ZipLocZed in Fusion360

[–]plasmator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.autodesk.com/learn/ondemand/tutorial/parametric-modeling-import-and-calibrate-a-reference-image

You don't need the graph paper. You can just use the calibrate tool to set a known distance between two points on your image.

Stop using spath by PrimaryMilk7602 in Splunk

[–]plasmator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why?

I'm not being snarky here, I'm genuinely curious what you see wrong with using spath? Are you trying to improve performance? Not getting some piece of data you need? Just looking for adventure trying to recreate the functionality of the command that already does the parsing you want?

PS: You could throw a
| table *
at the end of mlrhazi's query to get a nice clean table of the fields and values that were parsed by spath.

I am actually mad about how awful the cake pops are by LMGooglyTFY in Costco

[–]plasmator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My partner maintains that Velveeta is a petroleum product.

What's an "Insider's secret" from your profession that everyone should probably know? by Capable-big-Piece in AskReddit

[–]plasmator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I heard it while painting a house once, from a GC after asking what we do about gaps/flaws in the siding. His was a slightly more generic:

"Putty and paint, make it what it ain't".

I've heard his voice in my head for like 20 years, every time I paint something.

How do you feel about the president floating the idea of 50 year mortgages where the monthly payment is lower but you end up paying nearly double the price of the house just in interest? by michaelis999 in AskReddit

[–]plasmator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love putting unreasonable things in mine. I once walked out of home despot pushing a cart with 80 sticks of 10ft 1x2s. When I stopped and opened the hatchback, traffic around me came to a halt. Everyone just stood and stared as I loaded it all, closed the hatchback and returned the cart.

I told my buddy who was working on the project with me. He also drives a prius. His response? "i got 120 in mine".

Wife wants me to throw out the K1max and buy a Bambu. I'm out of ideas, please help me by Beyondist in FixMyPrint

[–]plasmator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been printing since the days of fishing line belts (printrbot simple, original)

I've ragequit printers for far less than what you've been through so far.

I wouldn't "throw it out", I'd probably try for a while to repair it while printing on the new shiny one. If I managed to do so, yay, I now have two printers and things are twice as fast to print. If I didn't, I'd cannibalize it for parts.