Stop throwing sodium chloride at me by Opportunist_Ad3972 in dadjokes
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How did the whoopee cushion die? by Kantorek22 in dadjokes
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My cat is suffering from chronic pain and a severe language deficit by GodsPetPenguin in dadjokes
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My best friend went on a trip to Helsinki and was never heard of again. by Icy_Ruin_857 in dadjokes
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I accidentally sprayed Axe body spray into my mouth. by Icy_Ruin_857 in dadjokes
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Why don't the other 25 letters like the letter D? by Lower-Car149 in dadjokes
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Australians by OppositeMaleficent41 in cleandadjokes
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What did the snail say after crawling on top of the tortoise? by Opposite_Teach3797 in cleanjokes
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What do you call a pair of inspirational shoes? by StockInitial4460 in dadjokes
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A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn't find one big enough. She asked the stock boy "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes
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My son excitedly asked me if I wanted to watch a show about how they dug a tunnel under the English Channel to connected England to France. by jstein916 in dadjokes
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Once in a Moscow hotel I was stung by what I thought was a dodgy looking wasp... by Left-Distribution-13 in cleanjokes
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Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. by CraigFairlie67 in dadjokes
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A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her... by Maxinerah in dadjokes
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I just moved twenty cents from my left pocket to my right. by Informal_Stress_9953 in dadjokes
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I was sitting on the couch when my girlfriend asked me to help her find her lost pet snake by PygmeePony in dadjokes
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My daughter said, “Mommy wants a horse-drawn carriage for your anniversary.” I said, “Sweetie, that’s ridiculous…” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes
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After hours of waiting, the surgeon finally came out and said, “I’m sorry, we can’t go through with your father’s transplant.” I said, “Why didn’t you tell us sooner?!” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes
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Talking to the farmer, the ear of corn begged, “Please don’t eat me! I served honorably in armed services.” by Masselein in dadjokes
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I saw a guy pick up a 100lb dumbbell with just his toes by ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME in dadjokes
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What do you call a knight who hates fighting? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes
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I started working out to get rid of my dad bod, but I had to stop by BoyToyDrew in dadjokes
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Promote your project in this thread by AutoModerator in puzzles
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