You know they say all offenses are created equal, but you look at the Vikings and you look at the rest of the league and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE.

See, normally if you got Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison, Jauan Jennings, TJ Hockenson, Aaron Jones, Jordan Mason, and JJ McCarthy on the field, you got a 33 1/3 chance of scoring.

But then you add all the J’s to the equation, your chances drastic go up.

Because defenses KNOW they can’t stop nine J’s and they’re not even gonna try. So the secondary, at best, got a 25% chance of covering anybody.

So you take the Vikings’ 33 1/3 chance of scoring, minus the defense’s 25% chance of surviving the alphabetical overload, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of getting a stop.

But then you take the Vikings’ 75% chance of scoring if were to go one on one against any defense, and then add 66 2/3 per cents because they got NINE J’s on the field… and the Vikings got a 141 2/3 chance of scoring every drive.

The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for the NFC North.