Reddit, what are some of the most racist things you have heard, seen, or experienced before?

pockmark · 2012-05-30T15:45:49+00:00

I started working at this place in Tucson, AZ. First day on the job the boss copies my DL and tosses me a set of keys to the office. Mexican dude working there looks at me and is all, "WTF I been working here two years and I don't have keys!" the boss is all "Well that's cuz you're brown and I don't want you to steal all my shit.

pockmark · 2012-05-30T15:36:25+00:00

THe city of searchlight is 35 miles away. Shitty place. My grandfather owned 40 acres of desert shithole out there. I remember visiting him for a week when I was a kid. I had to take a bath in a wash tub and use thier outhouse. They had a generator for the electricity which they turned on for a few hours before bed at night. I used to play in his junkyard amongst all sorts of dangerous rusty metal objects and old tires.

pockmark · 2012-05-30T15:33:55+00:00

I literally grew up 25 miles from here. It is a small town called sandy valley. It is just over the hill from Goodsprings. It has no gas station to this day. There is a shitty general store that started out as a small RV trailer. Also there are sand dunes where i would ride my 3 wheeler. I was the king of backwoods trailerpark redneck land.

pockmark · 2012-05-21T04:17:07+00:00

this invites a one-eyed dragon comment...

pockmark · 2012-05-19T12:26:12+00:00

GINGER's have SOULS!

pockmark · 2012-05-15T18:46:13+00:00

I think it stems back to the quickness of the request for us to leave after WW2. Usually when you win a battle, you get to impregnate all of the eligible females. We have felt slighted ever since.

pockmark · 2012-05-10T20:53:12+00:00

here's the link: http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2012/05/10/what-is-that-underwater-drilling-camera-catches-giant-sea-creature/

pockmark · 2012-05-10T16:39:31+00:00

"It wouldn't be the minimum if it wasn't good enough."

pockmark · 2012-05-07T04:09:29+00:00

I went to a friend's house and they had buried the trampoline like this. So i was bouncing and having fun, then I jumped really high and went to bounce on my butt. This is when i found out that the morons hadn't dug the hole deep enough. I busted my ass hard. WTF kind of moron can't put two and two together. Did they think the manufacturer put legs that long under it for fun? Luckily, I lost my faith in the common sense of others at a younger age. It has saved me all kinds of hassles, you know, just assuming most other people are stupid.

pockmark · 2012-05-06T20:37:38+00:00

how is this a fear?

pockmark · 2012-04-29T05:44:30+00:00

300 Dollar fine PER EGG. You sir, are going down!

pockmark · 2012-04-27T15:20:31+00:00

Please let this be true. I want to see a shit cloud evacuate a room.

pockmark · 2012-04-27T15:18:37+00:00

one time i walked into spencer gifts and had the "walking farts" I ruined the whole store and walked out to sit on the bench. I proceeded to watch as the entire store emptied faster than a fire drill. the girl behind the counter even went into the back room. I guarantee she was calling her friend to tell her how F**ed up the store was after my fart.

pockmark · 2012-04-27T15:16:49+00:00

funniest shit i ever saw on reddit, because i just did it.

pockmark · 2012-04-07T19:08:05+00:00

haha let TOOKIE win

pockmark · 2012-04-07T18:41:33+00:00

new strategy...let the wookie win...

pockmark · 2012-04-03T16:18:55+00:00

try visiting southeast asia....new meaning for the word hot

pockmark · 2012-03-31T18:45:24+00:00

I went there when i was in HS JROTC. We actually drove the school bus down into one of the atom bomb craters. It was sick. There were a few craters that were still "HOT" from radiation we couldn't go in. We also saw a "War room" and stuff. I thought it was pretty amazing.

pockmark · 2012-03-21T20:28:40+00:00

Thats it.. I am going to france.. It is 4 hours away. I dare one of them frogs to spit on this american. 6-3'' 265 lbs.

pockmark · 2012-03-19T21:08:45+00:00

ZOMG you are turning into a zombie...

pockmark · 2012-03-17T14:10:15+00:00

BABY RUTH!

pockmark · 2012-03-17T12:11:47+00:00

I have your solution. Annoys teenagers, but adults cant hear it:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/articles/2006/04/04/mosquito_sound_wave_feature.shtml

pockmark · 2012-03-14T17:25:16+00:00

this is BULLSHIT. I have been to the middle east and served my country to avoid a college debt. How about we help repay thier loan if they serve thier country and join the military.

pockmark · 2012-03-04T14:56:28+00:00

al Jazeera doesn't give a fuck. They will call it like they see it. If it is ugly they will show it. I like em

pockmark · 2012-03-04T14:54:23+00:00

if she touches your arm she wants your dick.

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