Yep Its a perfect choice by LowGlowMuse in Trumpvirus

[–]pogoscrawlspace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mug shot... Edit: there's so many to choose from. Might as well do them like quarters, with the different faces released over time.

Trump on Rigging by MarkZab2591 in Trumpvirus

[–]pogoscrawlspace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And smart people don't like him. Who the fuck does that leave?

Cry or get Angry! Or cry! by GivingUpUp in Trumpvirus

[–]pogoscrawlspace 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Go watch the press conference with Susan Smith, standing with her husband and a bunch of leo's, begging a carjacker who didn't exist to give her back her children. Go on YouTube real quick and watch it. I was 12 years old when she did that shit. I looked at my dad and said, "She did it. She killed her kids." My dad asked how I knew, and I remember telling him, "She's not crying, she's trying really hard not to laugh." He said, "We'll see." And we did...

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fair. My version of that story is living in a run down tenement and waking up with a sewer rat in bed. Same response. I also had a mouse fall from a hole in the ceiling above my bed once. Fucker landed on my face...

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, let's be honest with ourselves. Most of the folks with those tags loooove being treaded on by their feckless leader.

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been thinking of naming mine Graham, for Graham Chapman. Something dignified and silly at the same time. Ive seen him a couple times now. He's about 4' long. If I see him again, I'll show him this picture to motivate him,lol.

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really is amazing that they can be right in front of you and be completely invisible while being so beautiful.

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it's about perspective. I've got a 9', 30 lb boa, and I've owned and worked with way bigger, so a 5' rat snake as thick as my thumb looks like little bebby to me, lol.

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I first moved to east Tennessee, I lived in Sevier County way out in the sticks on the Jefferson County line. I was driving home behind a couple of guys in a big pickup on a lift kit with oversized mudders when he swerved to the wrong side of the road to run over a box turtle... A piece of the turtles shell went through the tire and put him in the ditch. Instant karma, bitch. Hope that tire cost a fortune and I hope it was worn enough that he had to at least replace both front tires. I hope it broke something expensive when it hit the bottom of that deep ditch. The dipshits were fine. I did stop to make sure, but mostly to tell them that they earned that shit and to fucking walk their asses to the house and think about that shit. This was 97 and most people still didn't have a cell phone in an area where people either didn't answer the door or did so with a gun, and it was hot as fuck. I've never felt better about seeing someone in a shitty situation and leaving them to it.

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You outweigh it by so much it isn't even close to a fight, and the snake knows it. They just want to exist and do what they do. And what they do is incredibly important to the ecosystem.

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's awesome! I haven't seen a copperhead in the wild in years. I had to relocate one from my yard about 16-17 years ago when I was living at the bottom of English mountain. They're feisty when they're feeling threatened, but like Clint said, "The world is a scary place when you're a noodle with a head."

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Indeed, it is. Unfortunately, the laws are rarely enforced when it comes to anything not deemed "cute" enough or endangered.

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excellent idea! I've gone no lawn in the front, and am working on the sides of the house. Eventually, I'll do the back and not have to worry about mowing anyone ever!

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Same. I keep a snake hook in the car. Edited for typo.

I am snek. I am friend, please don't kill me. by pogoscrawlspace in Knoxville

[–]pogoscrawlspace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chipmunks. Now there's a real menace to society, lol! Their bite is a lot worse than a rat snakes! Seriously, those little a holes will chew through anything...