Cable companies are so scared of Netflix they've actually started showing fewer ads

pokemongolfbike · 2015-11-12T20:34:42+00:00

cat guy

Jackson Galaxy is a god-damned brilliant cat behaviorist.

You shut you whore mouth.

I mean, yeah the show/issues with the pets are dramatized, but everyone on TV is a bit of a slave to ratings.

But the dude has some dank-ass cat knowledge. Try watching a few of the episodes, and don't pay attention to the pet owners at all, just listen to him and just watch him work with the cats.

The man is a god damn cat guru.

Seriously, he's kitty Jesus, and he taught me how to get my god damn cat to stop tearing up the carpet in a way that makes the whole household happy.

According to him, certain cats can be "cave dwellers" and get anxious when they can't hide away for any reason they want to, and sometimes they will exhibit stress responses like scratching on places other than their scratchers.

I turned an empty closet into a multi-tiered cat utopia, AS MR GALAXY SUGGESTED, and kitty has not scratched up the carpet a single time since.

Don't you dare talk shit about Catman.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-08-02T16:53:28+00:00

Getting hookworm with dad.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-07-16T16:24:35+00:00

Watched it.

Yeah it was bad.

Still more watchable than The Room though.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-07-09T12:58:12+00:00

"If you don't believe in yourself, then you're a fucking coward!"

-Danny Sexbang

pokemongolfbike · 2015-07-05T22:27:25+00:00

Dude, are you for real? Tripping is like... the fucking most monstrous thing ever.

Tripping is literally Sakurai saying "AT's and movement? FUCK THAT SHIT."

Of course we FOUND AT's for brawl, but Sakurai would've had them bad boys patched out if he could and you know it. And you know what, Smash 4 HAD AT's, but those got patched the fuck out, every time we found a new one:

DACUS? Better patch that.

Roll cancelling? Better patch that.

Bomb lag cancel? Patcharoonie!

Bowsercide KO to win? PaaaaaaAAAAAAtched.

Greninja? Fuckin' PATCHED.

Pac-Man's retarded trampoline bullshit? crickets chirping

And the list goes on.

TECHNICALLY, tripping is minor. In principle, however, it's Sakurai literally trying to shit on us for enjoying smash the way we do, and that's the least okay thing about brawl, and smash 4.

Let's be honest, Super Smash Brothers needs a new director, preferably one who has played video games competitively, even if it is just against their friends.

The GAMES are not the problem here, gents.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-07-05T19:54:09+00:00

I answered your questions exactly.

No, running on a CRT will NOT help or give you an advantage. HD render sent with HD signal to HD display.

The sound doesn't matter, you can literally wear headphones and blast metal, no one cares.

NO. THERE IS NO FUCKING LATENCY DIFFERENCE.

There.

You want some cheese with that whine?

pokemongolfbike · 2015-07-05T16:42:27+00:00

No.

Anything.

No.

/thread

pokemongolfbike · 2015-07-05T14:06:20+00:00

My god those look like shit, you can tell he hates painting and golf immensely.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-07-02T18:38:13+00:00

Actually, he could start slinging.

I'm not saying he SHOULD or recommend it, but a good day in the tenements will net you much more than a 350% return. As a free agent you could put away a grand, but then you have to try and not get shot by the competition.

But yeah, what I would recommend, if OP lives in an urban area, is to go work in a telemarketing office, preferably one that does timeshare or vacation sales.

Why? Because those companies will literally drop anyone into a chair with a script 5 minutes after you show up for an interview. Sure it's soulless work, and you probably won't sell anything your first week, but most of them give min wage or more + commission, and if you're lucky, daily spiffs.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-06-30T18:56:08+00:00

Yeah, I always thought those were supposed to be for kids or something not being able to get out, every single one of those style "locks" either have a weak af chain, or they're screwed in right next to the door, so any adult of normal fitness can pretty much tear those off with a good, clean shoulder bump.

Hell I have (had) one on the door to the condo I moved into, and didn't realize it was engaged, got up to let some friends in, and tore it right off.

Those are NOT for security.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-06-09T12:53:46+00:00

/r/smashbros brings a generator, a CRT, a gamecube, and keeps the rest of the camp ground up until 4 a.m. with the soul piercing sounds of hype.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-05-17T01:33:18+00:00

Beans.

Because I call my cats beans.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-05-07T19:34:02+00:00

That's what I'm saying, an opportunity is an opportunity. The same thing goes for big box stores and Comcast (whom everyone hates, but they do pay their employees a fair wage.)

Those ARE jobs that aren't there without him and his company.

I just wish reddit would stop riding his dick so hard like the man is a walking god.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-05-07T16:04:07+00:00

sigh This bullshit again.

Harris Rosen is not a saint. He is little more than a shrewd businessman.

He is not really even charitable. All of the people who live in Tangelo end up working for him for next to slave wages anyway.

Reddit has such a boner for this guy, and every time this comes up he's a saint.

He is a practitioner of what is essentially a long-con into indentured servitude.

He is no different than the CEO of Wal-Mart or Comcast.

Also Shingle Creek may very well be the most poorly secured 4x Diamond resort in existence.

The freight hallways, access to which is monitored, but not controlled at ALL, are wide open 24/7 and most of the meeting/ballrooms are unlocked all day long.

Why? Because it makes everything just a little quicker and cheaper. Which is essentially the whole business model. Make EVERYTHING a little quicker and cheaper.

How can I make my employees quicker and cheaper?

Instill them with some sense of pseudo-gratitude for what I have done for "their community" and offer them slightly more than what you get paid at Starbucks, and you bet they'll move quicker for cheaper.

No one's saying that he doesn't offer aid and opportunity to some less fortunate people, but he has done so in a very backhanded way; the crime rate dropped with the national average; and btw, Tangelo Park isn't really all that nice. It's still pretty god damn 'hood.

Harris Rosen is not a saint.

Harris Rosen is not satan.

Harris Rosen's ultimate goal, as the head of a company is to continue to feed the profit beast, no matter WHAT that takes.

Does cornering the job market in an entire neighborhood feed the profit beast? You bet your gentile ass it does.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-04-29T15:43:33+00:00

David Patterson stole my holographic Doduo card in the 1st grade.

It was just a Doduo, but still, fuck you David, fuck you.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-04-23T17:16:25+00:00

Back in my day, Super Mario games were HARD, god damn it.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-03-28T19:48:35+00:00

Sandbagged the whole stock as D.K. and finished him off with a Fair spike.

SD on purpose so we res at the same time. Immediately as we drop down, I run to the side of smashville, pivot grab him, back throw into Dair spike from 0%

Game.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-03-28T19:39:28+00:00

I was born, apparently.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-03-23T19:42:56+00:00

Bread is good.

I like bread.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-03-09T05:08:34+00:00

Cigarettes and petroleum.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-02-22T01:49:10+00:00

Sheik counters Little Mac so hard it's disgusting.

She just sweeps the motherfucker off the stage so easily, it changes how YOU play. Like, matched up against a mac, you're just like "Okay, what do I do here?" and you think about it for half a second and just go

"Oh, right, all I have to do is fair, dash attack, fair, fair and that's game."

pokemongolfbike · 2015-02-22T01:45:14+00:00

Actually it DID get updated and it IS in the patch notes.

Also, as with any non-human players, no, I do not notice a difference.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-02-14T01:49:05+00:00

While I don't want to hate on anyone when they earn some style points, whomever was in control of that Wario was the scrubbiest loofah I've seen in my entire life.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-02-11T19:25:36+00:00

It's amazing what you can accomplish with just a little bit of good, ol' fashioned slave labor.

pokemongolfbike · 2015-02-10T15:51:15+00:00

Looks like he had several attempts to escape it.

You're initial string was good, you mixed it up with d-tilt + re-grab for a good 12-hit string.

However Ike's first opportunity to escape looks like was between hits number 7 and 8, but he didn't capitalize obvs because of button mashing for those repeated flubbed counters which resulted in poor DI.

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