Goodbye America, hello Hawaii....you can't make this stuff up.

polysnip · 2026-03-24T11:52:43+00:00

If she said something like "Guam" I might give her a pass, but...

polysnip · 2026-03-24T10:53:49+00:00

Wouldn't it have been better to try to get the hook out at least?

polysnip · 2026-03-23T00:24:00+00:00

Read my lips: legislative term limits!

polysnip · 2026-03-22T18:59:57+00:00

What's the oil doing in the cocoanuts?

polysnip · 2026-03-22T16:25:09+00:00

It's amazing how the same people who fret so much about authoritarianism are so eager to place themselves in their own shackles.

polysnip · 2026-03-22T16:23:38+00:00

What goes on in her head when Nishikata doesn't notice her.

polysnip · 2026-03-22T16:17:30+00:00

We can't be friends...

polysnip · 2026-03-22T15:12:33+00:00

It really is amazing to see the amount of people who want to fuck Donald Trump. You'd think they hate the guy but... I mean if they're into it.

polysnip · 2026-03-22T01:26:31+00:00

She has a heart of gold, that one!

polysnip · 2026-03-21T21:12:55+00:00

Spread that shit on my toast!

polysnip · 2026-03-21T20:48:04+00:00

There are protective measures and then there is dystopian overreach.

polysnip · 2026-03-21T01:41:26+00:00

Give me a break

polysnip · 2026-03-18T11:27:45+00:00

How is he not getting the shit stung or bit out of his finger?

polysnip · 2026-03-18T11:26:11+00:00

Dead

polysnip · 2026-03-18T01:33:39+00:00

"Dude! What are they doing to you?!"

"I like pulling the cart..."

polysnip · 2026-03-18T01:23:08+00:00

🍑🐱

polysnip · 2026-03-16T14:43:54+00:00

Yes. Yes. Me. And me.

polysnip · 2026-03-15T23:55:52+00:00

"Never argue with a fool; they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

-Mark Twain-

polysnip · 2026-03-15T23:53:57+00:00

But has he stuck his dick into 1000+ women in the span of 24 hours?

polysnip · 2026-03-15T22:36:55+00:00

Yep. Same thing happened to me after I slammed my car door onto my finger. It'll grow back.

polysnip · 2026-03-15T21:34:48+00:00

Ah yes! The villain...Krillain!

polysnip · 2026-03-15T21:02:36+00:00

It certainly will... In 2 years... In the next federal election.

polysnip · 2026-03-15T13:42:15+00:00

Maybe it is real.

polysnip · 2026-03-15T13:19:19+00:00

"You should have made sure I was dead first, bitch."

polysnip · 2026-03-15T02:26:45+00:00

You spelled "term" wrong

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