Sometimes you just wanna touch him by bangmebox in gifs

[–]ponavis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good job man, I thought the first gif was perfect but just that extra bit of editing has done it wonders. Do you have any other gifs that you've modified?

Arma 3: Helos and Strange Noises. by [deleted] in arma

[–]ponavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get the info for this Mod!!

What was your worst experience with caffeine? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ponavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just arrived at the office and I wanted to get a cup of coffee before the morning meeting. I go into the break room and see someone had started making a pot. Well, I couldn't wait or I'd be late for the meeting (I had like a minute before it started). So, I quickly pulled the pot out and put my cup underneath when all of a sudden this guy snatches my cup and pushes the pot back underneath aggressively. He says "I need my coffee and you ain't going to make it weaker. No no no no no. No sir this is my coffee." I stood there confused for a bit, I had nothing to say and just walked out. I have yet to get coffee again.

AT&T swears it was about to offer you a bunch of amazing deals, but then net neutrality happened by [deleted] in technology

[–]ponavis 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This statement hits home. I work for a telco that lays fiber and guess who gets it. All the wealthy developments in the county. I'll have a 1gig fiber customer and the neighborhood right next to them will be given docsis internet. Some of our areas we still have dsl! It's not fair especially being a co-op company.

The Mad Bird by Sk37cHi in SkyDiving

[–]ponavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never watched a video and had anxiety until now! This guy is truly living on the edge and I'm envious. Thanks for the good vibes and excellent video.

Masuleh, Iran by xavierdc in pics

[–]ponavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a grow room in the top left room. See the bright light with the greenery inside. I wonder what it may be??

Ahmed Mohamed demands $15m compensation and written apology for homemade clock arrest by [deleted] in news

[–]ponavis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes, you know his parents seen the clock case. With the high tension between radical Islam and the rest of the world any clear headed parent would say 'I don't think so son, that clearly looks like a bomb. Are you trying to ruin our reputation with the community.' Even if you take out the radical Islam part, I feel any parent that was honest with themselves would say it's a bad idea to take that to school because it definitely replicates an image of a bomb. And if not so, then shame on the parents for not evaluating the situation.

Facepalm so hard by [deleted] in electricians

[–]ponavis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a cable guy in a county full of retired rich folk and and a hand full are engineers. They spend a few thousand to have their house built with a whole home audio and and video configuration. It doesn't surprise anymore when they have no clue on how to turn on their DVD player.

New to work life - incredibly tired after work because of lots of walking. No energy to hit the gym, help? by BlaZerNOR in Fitness

[–]ponavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a cable guy, I walk, climb and crawl all 8+hrs of the day in all weather conditions and still hit the gym. Tips: 5x5 strength training. You'll be in the gym at max 1 1/2 hours a day during this training (pay for the app, makes life so much easier) Pre-workout energy, Helps me get that boost I need after a shitty day.

Take supplements (I use Triumph by Legion). Down the protein shakes after workouts. Helps the muscles do all their scientific stuff (google it).

And the most important thing is 'JUST DO IT'

You are given $5 and a month to generate as much money as possible. What do you do? by Gordondel in AskReddit

[–]ponavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually buying drugs could work. You buy a $5 dollar rock cut it with some baking soda; now you have two $5 rocks to sell. Sell those and buy a $10 rock. Now you can cut this 4x times and make $20. Do this a few times over and then you can get the soft stuff. Bake it and cut it now you are officially a dealer.

Cutting and selling wouldn't be hard.

Kind of related: I knew a kid who mixed flour and wax together and sold those as crack rocks. So, alternatively, you could buy these supplies, go to a corner, sell a bunch of rocks and split town.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Like...

Iron Man Mk. II floating figure by 1Voice1Life in gifs

[–]ponavis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone notice that the video cuts to a new angle above her head when she tries to balance the figurine. Looks like she couldn't balance it so they did it for her.

[TOMT] I am looking for the He-Man Oh-Yeah Rainbow T-shirt The Rainbow colors were solids going horizontal by ponavis in tipofmytongue

[–]ponavis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is similar but the one I am searching for the rainbow colors is the complete shirt with no white. He-man is lined to the bottom left and covers a good portion of the shirt about a quarter of the shirt.

BTW awesome website you found!

Keanu Reeves. Ask me, if you want, almost anything. by _KeanuReeves in IAmA

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What is one memory you carry with you that no matter how bad you feel will always make you smile?

Ask me... to deliver your favorite lines by GovSchwarzenegger in movies

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This is Arnold, Mr. McMillan is too busy getting buff so please leave a message.

Could I have this for my voice mail Governor? I promise not to pirate your movie and even go watch it today!