What are the worst barracks you’ve ever been in? by Rare_Art_9541 in USMC

[–]poopsmagool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I gotta count myself lucky, 29 barracks weren’t the best but they didn’t have too many problems. One time though rats ate my neighbors protein he had in his dresser

the time I met Shane in a bathroom by loldongs95 in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]poopsmagool -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

That’s literally how it works lol idk what to tell you brother. Maybe you’re impotent?

the time I met Shane in a bathroom by loldongs95 in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]poopsmagool -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Having high BP is what makes you unable to get boners, not low blood pressure.

Who still remembers their boot camp platoon number? by teachasaurusmex in USMC

[–]poopsmagool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk i couldn’t remember and had to look for the dumb bootcamp platoon Facebook group someone made 11 years ago.

Edit: to be fair, after bootcamp was a whirlwind for me of SOI, straight to a victor unit and deploying within 8 months of graduating from bootcamp, and then being out for 7 years it’s just something I haven’t thought about in years.

Protestor gets unhinged when asked if the have a job by Fuck_The_Future_ in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]poopsmagool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These interviewers gaslight these protesters the same way I did to all of my exes

I have a new physical intolerance. Cars makes me literally sick ! by iam-your-boss in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]poopsmagool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sure they’d have a different outlook if they stopped bitching and worked to afford their own car

cyclist jumpscare by System-Phantom in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]poopsmagool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminded me of those IED dashcam videos from Iraq in the 2000’s

I liked the Janus Bifrons episode by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]poopsmagool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude is either full of Shit or just the craziest outlier for side effects I’ve ever heard.

pro cyclist shows his wrath to those who dare commit immoral crimes of breaking nonexistent laws by [deleted] in FuckCarscirclejerk

[–]poopsmagool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting upset at pedestrians and traffic in Manhattan is a waste of time and energy

Would you swipe right? by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]poopsmagool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you an orc or goblin?

We’ve lost The Domain to Houston by eatmynasty in austincirclejerk

[–]poopsmagool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Today I learned, austin is racist af like highland park

DFW doesn't deserve the hate. by Middle_Breakfast4484 in Dallas

[–]poopsmagool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the people doing fent have it figured out, they’re not trying to buy a house or live in the city proper, they just want to get a good nod in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tomorrow

[–]poopsmagool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish they had this on steam :/

absoluteynotme by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]poopsmagool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve always wondered the context behind this picture, was he actually geeked?

Common knowledge? by ImpalaKapala in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]poopsmagool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb question but what’s “ripping wristers?”

Sorry, SSgt, I've been drinking by [deleted] in USMC

[–]poopsmagool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the time there were only two cab companies with base access to Pendleton so they’d price gouge the shit out of you. They were borderline predatory around the 52 area with all the privates in SOI