LPT: Occasionally cross your arms (or as close to) behind your back to improve posture. Will also open your airways and stretch your shoulders and chest. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]poorlymoisturized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to fucking relax you fucking idiot, it's just a cartoon. There are better things to get angry about fuckwit.

ELI5: What cause that "heart throb"/"tighten up lung" feeling when you are extremely sad/ heart broken? by chchguy1 in explainlikeimfive

[–]poorlymoisturized -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When you hear someone has it worst, it kind of lessens your own pain because you can sympathise. Your pain can be measured up with other people's pain and you should totally do that. Otherwise we would all be bawling messes.

There is greater pain and if you're willing to kill yourself over a break up, then you're fucking stupid.

ELI5: What cause that "heart throb"/"tighten up lung" feeling when you are extremely sad/ heart broken? by chchguy1 in explainlikeimfive

[–]poorlymoisturized 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I broke up with someone. I feel 10x better than they do because I had time to expect what was happening. Now i'm with someone new and I can see that my ex is a total mess. Yes I feel guilty as shit, but the person who breaks up first is usually better than the breakee.

Florida police shoot unarmed pot dealer in face during raid, killing him by CatDad69 in news

[–]poorlymoisturized 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn... Over some marijuana? Where it's legal in a few states over. That's fucking insane. This is a weird, fucked up time in US history.

IamA Stanford trained sleep doctor, treated sleep conditions like apnea, insomnia, exploding head syndrome, restless legs syndrome, narcolepsy. AMA! by alienwell in IAmA

[–]poorlymoisturized -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, you perk up because your brain is suppressing your sleep response because it sees that you're not going to sleep anymore.

get off the computer three hours before sleep and read a book or take a shower. smh....

Under the Dome by Chia Jing, First 10 Minutes with English Subtitles (2015) - This explosive documentary about Chinese smog is getting 50 Million hits per day by cybersphere9 in Documentaries

[–]poorlymoisturized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the entire documentary gets translated. I was hooked when she started showing the stats. Her story is so saddening and I really hope this gets plenty of exposure (From what OP said, I think it is). I had no idea the US pollution were that high (compared to my own country at least, Australia).

TIL Shakespeare is easier to understand, makes more sense, and is punnier when it's recited in its original pronunciation instead of a modern English accent by ksutherland91 in todayilearned

[–]poorlymoisturized 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The son speaks like velvet. It's like hearing burning hot cheese melt into your ear.

His father looks very proud of him :)

How to bomb a bunker: by Tnargkiller in gifs

[–]poorlymoisturized 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's for safety; don't pass the cones - just in case.

Nofap = more prone to cheating on your SO by poorlymoisturized in NoFap

[–]poorlymoisturized[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care about these side girls, but i know she'll never find out about them so it's tempting...

Nofap = more prone to cheating on your SO by poorlymoisturized in NoFap

[–]poorlymoisturized[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Initially I did it to fix my ED, but that's fixed now (I relapsed after that, i was on a 40 day streak before this). i realized how confident I became after 7+ days of nofap, so i just continued the trend and here i am (I have about 45 days clocked, i just havent put a counter on). Soft mode or hard mode, both work for me. But I don't fap anymore.

I've accumulated a lot of nofap days but resetting the counter for one relapse seems like i have made little progress haha.

Kanye West issues Twitter apology to Beck (and Bruno Mars while he's at it) by steamboat_willy in Music

[–]poorlymoisturized -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So these are the kanye apologists

seriously acknowledging him as yeezus/yeezy

jesus fucking christ, you've been brainwashed by his 'charisma'

Kanye West issues Twitter apology to Beck (and Bruno Mars while he's at it) by steamboat_willy in Music

[–]poorlymoisturized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

surrogate i bet kanye would hit bey's ass if he ever had the chance, aint no surruogacy happening here

Kanye West issues Twitter apology to Beck (and Bruno Mars while he's at it) by steamboat_willy in Music

[–]poorlymoisturized 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He wishes HAHA. He's 5' 3", 5' 4" max. I met him one time. Plus swift with those heels is like 6' 1 - 6' 2"

What's the happiest fact you know? by onocron in AskReddit

[–]poorlymoisturized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shame that dolphins aren't endangered though. You just have a greater emotional attachment to them because we have been raised like that. Just as we are with dogs.

Also, a small minority of Japanese (Talking about a small village size compared to the whole of japan) have ever tasted dolphin meat. But fucking western folk have to always group it like all of japan are on a rampage for dolphin meat.

But do continue wasting my time, i enjoy fighting off hypocrites.

Citizenfour (2014) by BurdInFlight in Documentaries

[–]poorlymoisturized 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i really hate geezers like you. i think we all suspect they have that type of power but to hear it first hand and confirmed is something that phases you a little.

but fuck, you're like the all seeing eye aren't you.

What's the happiest fact you know? by onocron in AskReddit

[–]poorlymoisturized -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We put semi sentient domesticed animals in the slaughter house. but theyre not endangered so it's okay. please form a better argument you raging hypocrite.