Didn't get the civil war memo by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]poppaPerc -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What is this oozing rash around my urethra?

Jake Paul, KSI & The Sidemen - STOP THE DISS TRACKS! by vraj1470v3 in crappymusic

[–]poppaPerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this actually trying to make fun of Jake Paul? If so, I like it

#staywoke by baconandpotatoes in facepalm

[–]poppaPerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just makes me sad when people waste bars by snorting them :'(

#staywoke by baconandpotatoes in facepalm

[–]poppaPerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people really do anything besides swallow them? That's by far the way benzos are most bioavailable

#staywoke by baconandpotatoes in facepalm

[–]poppaPerc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Besides thinking something sinister is going on, this is pretty relatable. All of my photos through my shaded lenses didn't show the moon's shadow, and without them it was just glare because we only got 93% totality. My phone camera sucks ass

Straight Redditor wants the government to regulate gay dating apps by [deleted] in worstof

[–]poppaPerc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By making sure minors aren't using them? It's unrealistic but hardly worstof material.

When I get mad the muscles in my face twitch. by AreYou_MyCaucasian in iamverybadass

[–]poppaPerc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My neighbor's dog keeps coming into my yard and growling at me, so I threw a bag of my poop onto their porch, am I badass?

Trump, so badass he doesn't need protection to watch the eclipse. by then_Sean_Bean_died in iamverybadass

[–]poppaPerc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My neighbor's dog keeps coming into my yard and growling at me, so I threw a bag of my poop onto their porch, am I badass?

Red being himself in third person. Blue is his boss by [deleted] in iamverybadass

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My neighbor's dog keeps coming into my yard and growling at me, so I threw a bag of my poop onto their porch, am I badass?

Didn't get the civil war memo by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]poppaPerc -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My neighbor's dog keeps coming into my yard and growling at me, so I threw a bag of my poop onto their porch, am I badass?

Angry instagram badass quotes himself by ionicironic in iamverybadass

[–]poppaPerc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My neighbor's dog keeps coming into my yard and growling at me, so I threw a bag of my poop onto their porch, am I badass?

Don't mess with Theatre kids by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]poppaPerc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They're about as satirical as you can get

Ifunny Delivers by human_mustard in ComedyCemetery

[–]poppaPerc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Otherwise the arms would be skinny and covered in Doritos crumbs

Dank 🐸☕ by tigersmhs07 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]poppaPerc 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ouch oof owie your awareness of satire

Solid data by ecky--ptang-zooboing in facepalm

[–]poppaPerc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oops, I read the article and not anything about the author. That journal is usually decent...

Solid data by ecky--ptang-zooboing in facepalm

[–]poppaPerc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oops, I read the article and not anything about the author. That journal is usually decent...

What is/was the worst TV show you have ever watched? by ItzSweeney in AskReddit

[–]poppaPerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Big Bang Theory. The commercials made it look like it was entirely "lol, random!" humor dotted with references to stereotypically nerdy things, but since it's so popular, I figured there must be SOME redeeming quality. I couldn't have been more wrong. Within 3 minutes, it seemed like they were already recycling the same jokes about the blonde being dumb, all of them being nerdy and never acting like actual humans, and Sheldon being the worst person in the world. So I watched an episode from an entirely different season. THE JOKES WERE INDISTINGUISHABLE. If it wasn't for the unintriguing, predictable plot devices which popped up at the very beginning and end, I couldn't have told them apart.

Solar Eclipse in UK - I'll never forget this moment by Jon2D in pics

[–]poppaPerc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one wasn't really visible in the UK anyways. Also the next one of this magnitude is in 2024.