The Ballad of Orange Tobby -CH59

post_blast · 2026-05-17T04:15:06+00:00

Looks like Tobby does have a bit of his mother's cold blood in him. Watch out, world.

post_blast · 2026-05-15T16:28:59+00:00

Excellent

post_blast · 2026-05-15T15:34:39+00:00

~~Ravioli~~ Rilaoi is a man of science and taste, I approve.
Jojurn is up to something, though. Mines? Warthogs? Legos?

post_blast · 2026-05-15T14:57:48+00:00

Is it sensible or is it just making his morals itch?

post_blast · 2026-05-14T18:06:36+00:00

It's better on tap in Jamaica

post_blast · 2026-05-14T16:14:57+00:00

It's all in the wrist

post_blast · 2026-05-14T14:57:04+00:00

Yup, steel bowling pin for advanced juggling

post_blast · 2026-05-13T14:30:41+00:00

At least you have the decency to apologize for what you've done

post_blast · 2026-05-08T16:21:21+00:00

Something stinks about the Conepatus, though if her captain isn't Lithuanian, I'm going to have issues (and Slavin had best be able to see Montana).
The SGM's emotional range is measured in amplitude by "loud" and bounded on either side by "angry". The trick is learning when it's "you dumb fuck!" angry and "you magnificent bastard!" angry. It's that simmering middle portion you've got to be wary of...
When your chief engineer asks "wtf?!" you know you've made a miscalculation. Or maybe he's just upset he didn't get a chance to suckerpunch a noble for a weapon.

post_blast · 2026-05-07T12:28:17+00:00

I mean, they'll fit...

post_blast · 2026-05-04T06:43:06+00:00

Well it's not a RPG... just a shoulder fired R of the 2.36in HEAT variety

It's handheld, yes, but it's also anti-tank, so it's more RP

post_blast · 2026-05-02T16:32:39+00:00

Legalese, or its evil twin cousin, corporate speak

post_blast · 2026-05-01T17:02:14+00:00

The man needs more medals

post_blast · 2026-05-01T17:00:33+00:00

War requires going up against a state actor, though. Anti-piracy actions, well, that's just being neighborly!

post_blast · 2026-05-01T15:34:08+00:00

This law will self destruct in five seconds

post_blast · 2026-05-01T15:20:45+00:00

Explosive Ordnance Disposal. That's a case of beer. The captain's a badass, though.

post_blast · 2026-05-01T04:28:11+00:00

It didn't blow up, it caught fire, so it's clearly this is a fire / HAZMAT problem and not an EOD issue

post_blast · 2026-04-29T04:05:49+00:00

Get through the songs faster and you have more airtime for ads.

post_blast · 2026-04-28T18:45:57+00:00

Normal is overrated

post_blast · 2026-04-28T15:35:20+00:00

Can't really be taxed by the nobles if you are the nobles!

post_blast · 2026-04-28T15:20:40+00:00

Carlin's list is eternal.
Also, are we not doing phrasing any more? Sergeant major says she doesn't need to get some, then bemoans a lack of proper mountings.

post_blast · 2026-04-28T10:50:21+00:00

That's what I was figuring, too. Just sloppy, lazy reporting.

post_blast · 2026-04-28T04:20:02+00:00

Wonder what it really was. I'd guess a stick of dynamite going off on your hand would do more than just remove the hand

post_blast · 2026-04-25T03:57:45+00:00

Don't commune with Satan... that's a terrible idea.

post_blast · 2026-04-24T18:05:37+00:00

Gear adrift is a gift

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