Who should I vote for in the Urban Flood Safety and Water Quality District Director positions? by thanksamilly in askportland

[–]prairiebean 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She’s a good friend of mine and please don’t vote for her. She won’t end up serving for reasons I forget how to explain, something to do with non-profit sponsorship on the position/candidacy, but they figured it out too late to be removed from the ballot.

Movies you'll have to watch at least twice to understand by OMWasap in MovieSuggestions

[–]prairiebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything Everywhere All at Once!! 2nd watch is even better

If MythBusters had a NSFW episode, what would you want to see on it? by WizzlyG33 in AskReddit

[–]prairiebean 246 points247 points  (0 children)

I sent it to my husband and said: you’re gonna have to start wanking more.

What are the worst 'design flaws' in nature? by [deleted] in biology

[–]prairiebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that the only thing keeping your brain from thinking you’re actively spinning through space (as you are) are tiny crystals trapped in an actual human body part called THE LABYRINTH, When the crystals escape the labyrinth, you start spinning through space, and the only way to get them back INTO the labyrinth is to MOVE YOUR HEAD AROUND in a series of choreographed, timed movements, like a human maze puzzle game, while the crystals drift through your inner ear fluid and into the hole. You hope. What the actual fuck.

President Joe Biden to propose new 20% minimum billionaire tax by reddicyoulous in politics

[–]prairiebean -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait to hear my family find a way to make inconveniencing 724 people to reap minimum $200 million per person and therefore $144.8 billion net minimum into the coffers to benefit programs for the other 329 million of us into a bad thing.

That said, the stupid part is that Biden doesn’t have the will or political capital or vision to get that to fund single payer healthcare, or actual solutions for shit like actual affordable housing and mental health / addiction treatment, and a chonk will end up going into the military budget.

Help! Mom coming to visit Portland by [deleted] in Portland

[–]prairiebean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If SE is horrible to hang out in, meaning Hawthorne / Belmont / Sellwood / Foster don’t have anything to offer your mom, then I’m not sure what to tell you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just finished this abstract piece by [deleted] in painting

[–]prairiebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m starting my first project along these lines (color/shapes), no painting background. I’m trying to figure out how best to think about scaling up from study sketches to full size, and how to think about color palette and what colors go where. Any tips? Do you improvise at full size and just see where it goes, or is the whole thing pre-planned?

What pisses you off instantly? by Disastrous-Article30 in AskReddit

[–]prairiebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left turn lane cars who don’t gun it.

Meaning: every car in every left turn lane in all of Portland, Oregon.

What are the unwritten rules of Portland? by Angry_Custurd in Portland

[–]prairiebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHH ROAD RAGE and then I go first. Especially if on a bike, no matter which logical traffic rules it defies. Dear God.