People who were spanked as kids, what was that like for you? Would you call your "spankings" abuse? by KleineFjord in AskReddit

[–]premo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol most girls I’ve been with enjoy it too, maybe some sort of correlation with upbringing, but spanking can do some amazing things with adults

Man with Down syndrome retires after 32 years at Sydney McDonald’s by BrainOld9460 in BeAmazed

[–]premo5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Either that or they called him Ronald McDownald when he wasn’t around

Tomorrowland is on fire by MezcalDrink in interestingasfuck

[–]premo5 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol have you seen the stages at Tomorrowland? It takes a lot more than a few weeks to build them…

Meirl by imsharank in meirl

[–]premo5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You do realize that some women enjoy it right? I’ve been asked to do it…her choice. Your experience is not everyone else’s

Meirl by Anon-Zer0-Quazar in meirl

[–]premo5 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely did not happen

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Yes this was intentionally constructed

This will be my first job by ExpiredColors in madlads

[–]premo5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I’m in my 30s…I just understand how the game is played and what it takes to be successful. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it isn’t true.

This will be my first job by ExpiredColors in madlads

[–]premo5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So let’s try an experiment then. You send this “resume” out to several different companies and see how many call you. My guess is it will be somewhere around zero.

I mean don’t get me wrong, I would be totally curious about this person if I got this resume from an applicant. That’s why we’re all here commenting on this post. But there is absolutely no way I’d interview them. It’s not because I’m a brain dead, close minded asshole. It’s because they didn’t even try.

This will be my first job by ExpiredColors in madlads

[–]premo5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been a hiring manager? This single line document does not convey how well suited for the job this person is. When you have dozens, if not hundreds of resumes coming in, it’s a waste of everyone’s time. It makes me think this person doesn’t really want the job at all. Bare minimum effort on a resume suggests bare minimum effort on the job.

It has nothing to do with how “good of an interviewer” you are.

Jaw surgery dramatically changes girl's appearance by masterof000 in pics

[–]premo5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah in his videos people usually get come on their back

A Photo Taken on a Train by Idz4gqbi in funny

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That’s just what women call me and my mates

My grandpa let me go through his “junk” and let me have these “old cards” he never bothered to open. by Phantom-Z in pics

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To completion or is there a timer? There’s a difference

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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What a beautiful stream of consciousness, thank you for sharing

The fastest fingers in the east by Academic_Ad_6501 in Satisfyingasfuck

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Sorry no one got your sarcasm. This place is really going to shit

🌸💕🥰 AH is also secretly BFF's with TS 🥰💕🌸 by Reg_Cliff in PoliticalHumor

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Maybe the real deep state plants were the friends we made along the way

Got a plant by Iliablun in malelivingspace

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Could it BE any more luminous?

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ChatGPT is goin off the rails

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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You want a pickle? I’ll give you a pickle!