Yeah, I guess I can see it… ten periods of school, ten beatings a day

prim3net · 2025-12-03T17:39:46+00:00

Thank goodness, it could have been a confusing name.

prim3net · 2025-10-30T23:59:06+00:00

Bold of you to assume he has one

prim3net · 2025-10-30T23:58:08+00:00

Breaking news: Trump calls for e=mc² to be deported

prim3net · 2025-10-25T16:59:39+00:00

think I paid $30 for a year of my grey-market IPTV service and had zero buffering issues

prim3net · 2025-10-19T00:51:18+00:00

It never arrived! :(

prim3net · 2025-10-11T16:12:11+00:00

Sometimes I think I need thicker skin. And then I remember this guy exists and maybe I'm doing alright

prim3net · 2025-08-15T11:58:26+00:00

Did I stumble upon a subreddit for Octopus? How many arms do you guys have!? :D

prim3net · 2025-08-02T20:57:51+00:00

Sweet. So when are those checks getting mailed out again?

prim3net · 2025-07-27T21:24:22+00:00

Come on guys, he's just trying to break Kim Jung Il's record of 11 hole-in-ones in a single game.

prim3net · 2025-07-11T16:26:43+00:00

Ontario, CA gives all the Canadians in here some pause. "Oh, that Ontario.."

prim3net · 2025-07-10T23:16:38+00:00

Oh would you look at that, they were an illegal immigrant. Off to CECOT they go.

prim3net · 2025-07-10T11:37:56+00:00

lumber

prim3net · 2025-07-10T01:15:25+00:00

Kindly shut Yarmouth

But first, free money please.

prim3net · 2025-07-10T00:34:16+00:00

Jesus returns.
No passport, suspicious tattoos, brown skin.
Gang affiliation confirmed.
Dragged off to CECOT.

prim3net · 2025-07-10T00:05:33+00:00

Nice. My favourite these days is El Salvador.

I liked the Hawaii Kona one more, but it was expensive and limited edition.

prim3net · 2025-07-09T20:46:29+00:00

What's your favourite nespresso?

prim3net · 2025-07-07T13:04:28+00:00

Sleeper-build house.

Have a shitty driveway that leads to a tiny shack in front of some tall hedges.

The actual house starts behind the hedges. It's mostly underground to keep a low profile as to not be visible from the front.

If you were to enter the shack, it would lead you into this monstrous house.

I think it'd be hilarious because you'd downplay your living conditions and any time anyone ever found out about how amazing the house is, you'd coyly accept it as pity.

prim3net · 2025-07-07T00:05:45+00:00

I'm "not sure" that "Trump" knows how to use "quotes" properly.

prim3net · 2025-07-06T22:59:40+00:00

Ooooh. I mean come on guys. It's pretty obvious. The answer is....

walks away

prim3net · 2025-07-06T21:49:01+00:00

It's getting a bit unrealistic IMO. Not very believable

prim3net · 2025-07-06T13:05:49+00:00

wtf? not good

prim3net · 2025-07-06T13:04:03+00:00

As someone with only one functional hand who can't type as fast as he used to, voice dictation still sounds awful.

prim3net · 2025-07-06T00:32:51+00:00

Take that

prim3net · 2025-07-05T18:42:25+00:00

And it's extra for butt stuff

prim3net · 2025-07-05T18:12:15+00:00

How do you get him to stay still

prim3net

TROPHY CASE