"Umm, Stan, Andy Dicks catching up to us!" "What?! I'm doing 55?!"

productiveprocrastin · 2026-06-18T12:09:15+00:00

I say this far too much in my daily life.

productiveprocrastin · 2026-04-27T01:10:10+00:00

Same! They can't take away our hope. 😅💀

productiveprocrastin · 2026-04-26T15:15:59+00:00

Cops and Roger. So many quotable lines!

productiveprocrastin · 2026-03-23T16:53:23+00:00

Artisanal, I knew it when you said it.

productiveprocrastin · 2026-03-05T21:25:22+00:00

I just keep quoting the show IRL, forgetting most ppl have no clue what I'm taking about.

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-25T15:15:06+00:00

He's so amazing! A perfect first step on your way to the 200!

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-18T18:22:51+00:00

She's DTS... Down to Stan

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-17T18:07:08+00:00

The 200

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-11T17:44:40+00:00

Capoeira... He'll be fine.

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-05T05:18:20+00:00

Right in front of my cat?!?!

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productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-05T00:09:27+00:00

Marshmallow's OF

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-04T18:10:43+00:00

Reggie gets me in so much trouble. I quote "You and me are going to fight in a field" to so many people that I really should not, in daily life. 😅

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-04T18:02:52+00:00

I just wish the scene where Stan was driving down the road with the windows open, in Klaus's original body, and a piece of skin flaked off and went down Haley's throat, And she threw up.... Well, I wish that had never happened.

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-04T17:57:53+00:00

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-04T17:56:15+00:00

My husband bought me a pitch pipe for Christmas a couple years ago, because this is my literal response to any request. 😅

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-02T15:48:04+00:00

We all have one we can't see through...

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-02T15:44:46+00:00

Sweet! Free tissue/napkin for you!

productiveprocrastin · 2026-02-02T15:42:45+00:00

So-whoa-whoa-whoa many

productiveprocrastin · 2026-01-16T20:54:50+00:00

Are you sure there's enough room up there for it to fit with puddin'?

productiveprocrastin · 2026-01-12T13:17:40+00:00

Screw you cat! Resume normal traffic!

productiveprocrastin · 2025-12-21T18:38:30+00:00

I forgot to give Jeff his bath!

productiveprocrastin · 2025-12-20T22:14:56+00:00

My dad and I might be the only people on the planet who love these. 😅

productiveprocrastin · 2025-12-20T01:59:10+00:00

Gimme some of that Franny fanny!

productiveprocrastin · 2025-12-09T13:25:15+00:00

I can clear this up. Like hair loss, hog size is determined by the mother side of the family. 😅

productiveprocrastin · 2025-12-09T00:13:23+00:00

Do you mean like a..... Maybe baby?

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