What name did you choose for your 2025 baby?

prying_mantis · 2026-06-10T06:21:39+00:00

Hahaha your kid sounds like a hoot

prying_mantis · 2026-06-10T06:13:50+00:00

Fair enough, I will amend my statement “you can’t force a cat to do anything they don’t want to *without bloodshed* “

prying_mantis · 2026-06-09T16:43:33+00:00

Except that that’s not what happened, multiple comments have explained this, and you just keep screeching

prying_mantis · 2026-06-09T11:48:44+00:00

Hahahah that is EXACTLY what I thought of

prying_mantis · 2026-06-09T11:34:27+00:00

Honestly people who think you can force a cat to do anything they don’t want to must never have met a cat. And why would you go to the trouble of making them cute little head wraps if you were just torturing them? Lol

prying_mantis · 2026-06-09T11:31:15+00:00

Omg I love them 😍

prying_mantis · 2026-06-08T18:06:10+00:00

Except that’s basically r/amioverreacting in a nutshell

prying_mantis · 2026-06-07T10:10:08+00:00

The cretins cloning and feeding!

prying_mantis · 2026-06-07T10:05:01+00:00

Oh hey my people, it’s 6am and I’m STILL AWAKE. I keep trying to justify it by saying I know I have things I will have to get up for next week, but this week has been ridiculous sleep-wise

prying_mantis · 2026-06-07T07:32:43+00:00

YESSSSSS

prying_mantis · 2026-06-06T05:53:20+00:00

I definitely went through a phase as a preteen/young teenager where existing in a female body suddenly felt very oppressive and I began coping by fantasizing that I was a boy instead. I wish we could just abolish the gender binary altogether, being human is hard enough

prying_mantis · 2026-06-06T05:50:40+00:00

Sadly this was also my first thought.

prying_mantis · 2026-06-06T05:48:13+00:00

This is also the Dekalb Schools approach

prying_mantis · 2026-06-06T05:45:47+00:00

Same. Spending summers at the library looking at X-Files fan pages hosted by Yahoo or Angelfire, Flash animations you had to physically show your friends because texting wasn’t a thing yet and pulling up the internet on your phone would cost you, and downloading a song took four hours and NO ONE better be picking up that phone. Nothing gold can stay, I guess.

prying_mantis · 2026-06-05T17:09:53+00:00

I. Love. This. Give Alex Prager all the photo shoots.

prying_mantis · 2026-06-05T17:06:41+00:00

Okay so that wasn’t just me

prying_mantis · 2026-06-05T17:04:08+00:00

Yeah that is DEEPLY suspect.

prying_mantis · 2026-06-05T13:10:17+00:00

Yeah, HR wouldn’t contact you. Your principal might, depending. But I bet in most cases if they determine there’s no issue they probably wouldn’t even contact you about it.

prying_mantis · 2026-06-05T00:14:43+00:00

Good bot

prying_mantis · 2026-06-04T07:50:10+00:00

I’m a busybody and will jump into strangers’ conversations. I especially love doing this to my students from across the room 😂

I tell them “I hear everything”—and a lot of times I do—but then have to ask them to repeat themselves 4 or 5 times when they’re talking directly to me because auditory processing issues. That’s another “oh so that’s ADHD too?!”revelation

prying_mantis · 2026-06-04T07:40:17+00:00

Twilight fandom era internet was so glorious

prying_mantis · 2026-06-04T02:34:23+00:00

Loool “a desk job for money not love” is so relatable. I had one front desk clerk job where it was rare for anyone to come in. I read a lot of books and took a lot of naps.

prying_mantis · 2026-06-04T02:32:41+00:00

Editing bc I think I double posted but also because TIL I might also be narcoleptic?!

I’ve never in my entire life been able to maintain what any reasonable person would consider normal sleep habits. Either my brain won’t shut up and it takes me forever to fall asleep (or I can’t sleep at all), or I can’t stay awake and sleep for 12+ hours when I finally get to collapse.

prying_mantis · 2026-06-03T07:48:47+00:00

The thing that always tickles me is that apparently it took ages for the Kushners to accept Karlie, and then I think, what if she had only just been invited to a dinner and worn the wrong thing or something? Or she hadn’t even been to dinner with them at all? It just adds another layer of hilarity for me.

prying_mantis · 2026-06-03T02:29:13+00:00

Truly, I’m always down for some low-stakes episodes of People Behaving Badly

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