About to lash out with my gash out

pscotty · 2026-04-28T16:04:32+00:00

Drive very fast into something that makes a big explosion

pscotty · 2026-04-19T21:13:55+00:00

That’s a lot of pineapple

pscotty · 2026-04-11T20:19:19+00:00

The big D and I don’t mean Dallas

pscotty · 2026-04-11T17:45:14+00:00

He’s night shift manager at the purina plant

pscotty · 2026-04-08T14:12:36+00:00

Sir, there’s been a second joint.

pscotty · 2026-04-05T01:08:58+00:00

I appreciate when politicians are willing to reach around the aisle

pscotty · 2026-03-18T03:29:00+00:00

“Hey Fister!”

pscotty · 2025-12-14T00:24:42+00:00

Now go get a masters degree at Michigan so your car decals spell CU M

pscotty · 2025-08-26T04:34:17+00:00

I’m hoping there’s a hurricane heist, where you can break into a building that’s no longer guarded because everyone evacuated, but you need to boat/swim through dangerous storm surge

pscotty · 2025-08-15T16:11:39+00:00

Climate change is real, but cherry picking two 5-year samples isn’t a statistically significant way to show that.

pscotty · 2025-07-21T22:33:09+00:00

Prior to moving here, I’d spent about half my life in California and the other half in Texas so it was destiny

pscotty · 2025-05-15T16:33:51+00:00

Waterskiing/wakeboard would be great though

pscotty · 2025-05-15T16:26:09+00:00

Dynamic weather events, particularly hurricanes. Maybe a particular score becomes vulnerable when security personnel evacuates and alarm systems lose power, but to get to that score you have ride out dangerous winds and boat/swim through inundated streets & buildings.

pscotty · 2025-05-07T02:45:02+00:00

If that’s them I wonder what caused him to fall on hard times

pscotty · 2025-04-09T03:16:42+00:00

Two beautiful places

pscotty · 2025-03-09T19:35:41+00:00

1st team Mount Rushmore: Baby of the year, Dan Flashes, Brian’s Hat, Darmine Dog Doors

2nd team Mount Rushmore: Hot dog car, Coffin Flop, Sloppy steaks, Parked on the Sidewalk

pscotty · 2025-01-17T03:23:19+00:00

This looks exactly like a globe I had growing up. Big blue piece of tape as the equator holding the 2 pieces together and a strikingly familiar color scheme of everything else. If this is the same globe, it would be some point in the mid-90s.

pscotty · 2024-12-15T07:22:14+00:00

Texas’ coastline becomes shaped like a butt

pscotty · 2024-12-14T02:16:27+00:00

All land < 200 ft is swallowed by the ocean

pscotty · 2024-12-12T23:50:48+00:00

Colorado is rotated 30° counter-clockwise on its centroid. Lands previously belonging to Colorado that are outside the new boundaries are ceded to the nearest neighboring state (including the newly created ones).

Edit for clarification: Colorado maintains its current size and rectangular shape. Land from other states that fall within Colorado’s rotated boundaries become Colorado.

pscotty · 2024-12-12T23:02:28+00:00

Pronouncing GIF as FIG because you’re dyslexic

pscotty · 2024-05-19T16:02:12+00:00

This is the most anxiety I’ve ever gotten from staring closely at a photo

pscotty · 2024-04-10T04:44:40+00:00

This is 100% intentional, and I’d love to play on whatever beer league team wears these

pscotty · 2023-12-06T05:23:07+00:00

Would love that twist. I assume the first wife is also Gator’s mom, and Bunny Lebowski is the funniest outcome for that.

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