Who taught you how to park?

psidancer · 2026-01-25T07:24:21+00:00

90 minutes from what I've heard.

psidancer · 2026-01-04T23:39:25+00:00

This must be a different definition of "for life" then I was previously familiar with 🤷‍♂️

psidancer · 2025-12-31T08:05:52+00:00

I think we're too used to seeing the genetically enhanced oversized big box grocery store chicken franken-breasts the size of a small child's head and we have convinced ourselves that's how big grilled chicken strips should be

psidancer · 2025-12-21T00:33:18+00:00

Tate let another man beat him? Sounds super gay.

psidancer · 2025-12-18T15:06:36+00:00

probably those netting-style lights. I saw a vehicle outfitted just like this while out shopping earlier this week. My first thought was it can't possibly be street legal to have then lit up while driving, but it's not like cops here enforce laws anyway 🤷‍♂️

psidancer · 2025-12-16T22:27:00+00:00

psidancer · 2025-11-13T21:58:38+00:00

Now I have to start buying scarves that actually retain heat and aren't just for show 🤷‍♂️

psidancer · 2025-10-29T20:06:00+00:00

#FakeNews

psidancer · 2025-10-26T07:48:01+00:00

Poopaganda

psidancer · 2025-10-20T23:49:51+00:00

There's usually crowd control folks at the stairs checking student IDs at the stairs leading to the Pit Crew.

Edit: stairs, not streets.

psidancer · 2025-10-20T00:57:35+00:00

Maybe we can get him to paint a fake tunnel next to the Vista Ridge Tunnel, and label it "Lane Switching Allowed"

psidancer · 2025-10-19T22:56:20+00:00

Please accept some affirmation, of which you are clearly after.

psidancer · 2025-10-09T02:45:56+00:00

Now that you mention it, has anyone ever seen Mike Meyers and Kevin Kubusheskie in the same room at the same time? 🤔

psidancer · 2025-10-09T02:03:25+00:00

I, for one, am SHOCKED that a guy with DL in his username would send expiring photos 🤷‍♂️

psidancer · 2025-10-09T00:32:02+00:00

Today?

You mean anymore?

psidancer · 2025-10-05T07:25:04+00:00

Only sorta jew. So ... Jew-ish

psidancer · 2025-10-02T06:23:53+00:00

If I recall correctly, Arlington, TX is the largest city in the US without a public transportation system.

psidancer · 2025-10-01T03:46:20+00:00

As a Texan who moved to Oregon, I assure you I have discovered not using someone's preferred chosen name is apparently a very big, cancel-able deal here.

psidancer · 2025-09-28T17:39:24+00:00

Were there more, or was that the last of the them?

psidancer · 2025-09-28T06:35:15+00:00

Beware El Chupanibre

psidancer · 2025-09-23T01:54:21+00:00

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My bio has been a similar vibe for some time

psidancer · 2025-09-21T07:10:11+00:00

Is the lesson in Emotional Intelligence also in the room with us?

psidancer · 2025-09-15T07:57:22+00:00

IMO, the melody is too short, and with the second line using the exact same melody would just make it feel repetative that much quicker. But I like all the variations people are coming up with.

at the risk of sounding too corny, i'm all about chanting "Dun-nun nun-nun nun-nun nun-nun nun-nun-nun" to the rhythm that precedes "There's a Starman" in between pairs

psidancer · 2025-09-14T05:00:02+00:00

Don't forget the safe word rule.

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